Official Super Bowl LVIII game thread - Chiefs vs 49ers

[MadtownPacker]

Niners coach has 0-3 SB record now. All choke jobs.

[bobblehead]

I won a nickel on the first half under. Then I turned chicken shit and didn't parlay it on the 2nd half over. I predicted this game as well as I have ever handicapped a game in my life. Hard hitting defense dominated 1st half. Some trading of scores in the second half as Mahomes does the Mahomes thing and wins it last second (I didn't call OT though). My plan all along was to parlay that money to the 2nd half over and my asshole puckered. Oh well, hit Chefs on the ML and that under for a total of 700 bones. The annual Mahomes stock dividend is going strong.

[KYPack]

I won $20 for putting $20 on the Chefs, money line. Watch who you call “mooch” now, Kentucky.

Woulda bet more frogskins but lost, like a fish, too many Benjamin’s at the poker tables.

Twenty bucks? Yeah Tank you are a real riverboat gambler,

And a mooch.

[run pMc]

I thought Creed Humphrey's shotgun snaps were appalling. Mahomes constantly had to fish them off his shoelaces.

[Fritz]

I don’t know why anyone is hating on the halftime show. It was energized performance, it was entertaining maybe you don’t like the music but should at least enjoy a good show. I felt it fit the occasion. Yes I like ushers music but I also really liked Reba as well.

BTW the Univision postgame has some dude with two hot chicks for the crew.

Because while Ursher (that's how they used to say his name) looked dapper and cool with his white duds, the supporting (female) dancers did not show off their physical assets via low-cut tops and short little skirts. So what if they can dance like the shizz? This old white sexist wants to see some tits, legs, and ass, baby!

[George Cumby]

What a great SB.

Best two teams in the League this season; Niners earned their wins against the Pack and the Lions, Chiefs earned their wins against Miami, the Bills and Baltimore.

Game was an Epic nail-biter with fuck-tons of drama and could've gone either way.

Ultimately, big Players make big plays in big games. And fucking Mahomes is The Fucking MAN.

P.S.: Listening to KNBR, the Niner's flagship AM station on the drive home from the Bay Area was DELICIOUS.

[Fritz]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

[Frozen Tundra]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

And all that after surviving that bone-rattling tackle by Mr. Swift.

[George Cumby]

Credit to Andy Reid, too. He saves a couple of plays for key situations, and uses them to score touchdowns.

Yeah, that play call for the one TD putting the guy in motion was pretty fucking sweet.

[call_me_ishmael]

Was the play they ran the same one we ran with Adams vs the Rams? Looked similar IIRC. Motion then sudden stop and change direction.