Week 6 Other Games Thread

[SudsMcBucky]

Ouch!!!!!

[Sparkey]

Holy OMG that was horrific!

[Joemailman]

Greg Joseph missed 2 field goals. Don't know if that makes anyone feel better.

[texaspackerbacker]

What do you think will be happening in your other teams situation? I never hated M3 like many here because I knew Rodgers was the bandido so take no pleasure in his firing. Which I have to think is coming soon.

As I ALWAYS say, there is absolutely zero conflict with me. Yeah, I root for the Cowboys, especially days like today when they play teams the Packers need to lose. But absolutely, 100% never do I put them on the same level as the Packers. Hell, I even have a 3rd favorite team, and they are gonna be in Lambeau next week. It's PACKERS #1 ALWAYS for me.

To answer your question, yes, after the smelly turd of a birthday present McCarthy gave Jerry Jones today, he definitely should and probably will be gone, although I doubt it happens during the season. The biggest millstone around McCarthy's neck is his absolutely pathetically bad D Coordinator, Zimmer. McCarthy's game planning and play calling haven't been any prize, though either. You would think Jones and son would see the light and get themselves a young dynamic head coach and DC.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I need the Hillbillies to beat Butte and the Jesters tonight to win 286 frogskins off a $20, 7 teams money line parlay (+1434).

This poor mooch hit on the following teams:

1. Packers
2. Texasses
3. Bucfuckneers
4. Shemales (aka, Ravens)
5. Five-0s (aka, Chargers; pigs, err, cops tend to drive Dodge Chargers.)
6. Falconers

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I so badly want to hit the parlay to mock Suds and the Kentucky, both of whom called me a “mooch” for playing parlays. Would be wise to put, say, $50 on the Jesters, ML (currently +105), just in case.

[run pMc]

Hutchinson's injury was gruesome. DET just curbstomped Dallas in Jerryworld on his birthday. McCarthy's job supposedly safe. DAL isn't nearly as physical as DET, makes me wonder if that's on the HC. Also, interesting how offenses (cough, DAL, NYJ) that are predicated on the players winning their 1v1 battles aren't doing as well as they did 10 years ago. You actually need to adapt and do clever things with your scheme and how you schedule plays - imagine that!

Narveson misses a FG and Greg Joseph tells him to hold his beer.

Bengals did not look great.

Bears wins are against teams that have gone 4-16 collectively. Their defense is good, but I don't believe they are a contender. NFCN is a tough division nonetheless.

[MadtownPacker]

I have to wonder if he has a history of breaks or some bone weakness. He went calf to calf with his teammate but the impact didn’t seem that violent. Bad side angle for him but damn it snapped like a branch.

[SudsMcBucky]

I so badly want to hit the parlay to mock Suds and the Kentucky, both of whom called me a “mooch” for playing parlays. Would be wise to put, say, $50 on the Jesters, ML (currently +105), just in case.

In all seriousness, I hope you hit it.

[Fritz]

I have to wonder if he has a history of breaks or some bone weakness. He went calf to calf with his teammate but the impact didn’t seem that violent. Bad side angle for him but damn it snapped like a branch.

“He went calf to calf with his teammate.”

That phrasing . . .

Funny, Loins fans here are so jacked about the beat-down of Dallas that they don’t seem to realize what that injury has done to their defense. The reaction seems to be mostly “Oh, Brad Holmes can just trade for Max Crosby or that guy on the Jets who’s not happy.” It’s a little weird.

I’m glad it was Jerruh’s birfday. All the mistresses in the world blowing his candle aren’t going to make him feel any better about his team.

[bobblehead]

Jets QB looks pretty good.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jets QB looks pretty good.

Fuck that guy. I need that guy to start stinking up the joint and playing like Brett Hundley.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck me, gotta go flip burgers.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

My wigga, Josh Allen, is a P.I.M.P.

[Sparkey]

Rodgers is the king of the Hail-Mary