Gary Lightbody and Vanilla Ice Need to Step Up

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Goddamn. Losing Peerless Parsons hurts worse than losing a sumptuous poker pot as a 99% favorite.

One guy is highly paid. The other guy was a high draft pick. Time for these two milksops to step up and start pimping.

Light up! Light up! As if you have a choice! Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom. If there’s a problem, yo, Ice will solve it.

[RandsRevenge]

Super bad luck to lose Parsons. Packers now gonna have to use their first round pick on a pass rusher.

[ThunderDan]

Super bad luck to lose Parsons. Packers now gonna have to use their first round pick on a pass rusher.

In 2028? When we have a 1st round pick again.

[Fritz]

I think Rand was being sarcastic.

Man, it's a rough Monday. Watson and Parsons - on top of Kraft and Wyatt. Four of your very best players.

[RandsRevenge]

Reminds me of 2002, except we don't have some Sapp to blame it on...

[RandsRevenge]

In 2028? When we have a 1st round pick again.

Yep, you got it.

"If you go all-in on a season, you better hope you get more than a 12-4 record and a WC appearance" - Khalil Mack, probably

[ThunderDan]

I think Rand was being sarcastic.

Man, it's a rough Monday. Watson and Parsons - on top of Kraft and Wyatt. Four of your very best players.

Me too. I was playing the straight man.

[George Cumby]

Snark aside, I thought Lukas Vanilla Ice was pretty active yesterday.

[bobblehead]

Parsons must have drank Joboo's rum. Is very bad.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Super bad luck to lose Parsons. Packers now gonna have to use their first round pick on a pass rusher.

Fuck that. Ain’t too many Claymakers around where the Packers typically pick in round 1. Mostly Nikita Perries. And besides, Micah will rise again. For the 2026 draft, Packers should go:

RD2: CB
RD3: CB
RD4: CB
RD5: CB
RD6: CB
RD7: CB
RD7 (compensatory): OL
RD7 (compensatory): DT

[texaspackerbacker]

Damn right about taking a bunch of Corners. That many and maybe you hit with one or two good ones. This was far from the best passing offense around, but they exposed our lame-assed Corners. The week before, Nixon was getting praise ....... he's a total crap player who maybe makes a play about a tenth of the time. And Valentine, he's the best we've got. He should be at best a 4th Corner. And Bullard? He gets praise for his tackling, but he can't cover worth shit.

Hafley seems to be a damn Good DC, but WHY did he leave those damn near worthless Corners out on an island?

And Parsons? I was for the deal, then I was against it, then I was for it, now I'm back to saying it just wasn't worth the price. Was Denver's O Line playing it different after Parsons went down? The Packers pass rush seemed to get better then. I think we will be ok without him. I think we still woulda had a damn good pass rush this season if we never made the trade, I bet we coulda gotten Sauce Gardner for no more, maybe a lot less than Parsons.

[sharpe1027]

Fuck that. Ain’t too many Claymakers around where the Packers typically pick in round 1. Mostly Nikita Perries. And besides, Micah will rise again. For the 2026 draft, Packers should go:

RD2: CB
RD3: CB
RD4: CB
RD5: CB
RD6: CB
RD7: CB
RD7 (compensatory): OL
RD7 (compensatory): DT

That's too many offensive lineman.

[MadScientist]

That's too many offensive lineman.

Have you seen the oline this season? Turnstiles slow people down better than those stiffs.

[sharpe1027]

Have you seen the oline this season? Turnstiles slow people down better than those stiffs.

Still needed one more CB though.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Still needed one more CB though.

I wonder if the Packers would draft a “white” corner. Riley Moss and Cooper Dejean aren’t exactly milksops.

Goddamn. Packers coulda gotten Dejean instead of that milksop Yokozuna. What’s his name again? Miller? Mitchell? McNabb? McCoy? Moby?