The Global Football Leage

[CaptainKickass]

Time to start thinking about all the new branding for the eventual GFL. The Global Football League isn't too far off.

I think the NFL wants another Conference. Remember the EFL? How about The EFC. The European Football Conference. Though that kinda strands Brazil and Mexico. Well, I'm sure all that NFL money will figure it out.

Imagine it now, Fourty-Eight teams.

Add it to the NFC and AFC as a trident of conferences all competing for the (whole) World Champion Superb Owl winners title.

Imagine, the Superb Owl being held in a non-USA stadium.



Then they can finally begin to think about a fourth conference.

Ren: You know Stimpy, with your invention and my savvy, we'll corner the Rubber Nipple market. We'll be millionaires! We'll RULE the world!!!!

[Stimpy stops the Rubber Nipple truck, Ren looks at Stimpy angrily]

[George Cumby]

Can't find 32 NFL caliber QB's, let alone 48.

18 game season? Fck, roster size is really going to have to go up.

[texaspackerbacker]

I doubt this idea happens, assuming it is even a serious thing.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

There’s already a global football league. And it’s corrupt as fuck. FIFA.

Referencing your Ren and Stimpy quote, I reckon, Captain, with your music expertise, Partial’s computer kung fu, Fritz’s English professorship, Fosco’s sumptuous frogskins and my awesome lyrical skillz, we could make sweet frogskins collaborating to form an AI band.

Call it The Great Arm of Butte, in honor of, well, Butte. Be inspired by Coldplay. I’ve already composed the lyrics to the first three albums:

1. Songs About Ted and Tank
2. The Ballad of a Burger Flipping Loser
3. Polar Bears with Broken Dreams