Official Fire Cam Achord Thread

[Joemailman]

Doug Kyed
@DougKyed
·
Dec 15, 2020
Patriots special teams coordinator Cam Achord says he usually drinks six or seven coffees followed by three Pepsis per day.

Anyone who drinks Pepsi rather than Coke should be fired immediately.

[ThunderDan]

For sure. Pepsi is a no go.

Rum and coke? Nope we have Pepsi. Make it a whiskey sour then.

[run pMc]

Glad this was created. FIRW EVERYWUN

[sharpe1027]

For sure. Pepsi is a no go.

Rum and coke? Nope we have Pepsi. Make it a whiskey sour then.

Pepsi pairs pretty well with rum. It has also consistently won blind taste tests. Marketing is effective.

[Sparkey]

Who drinks Coke or Pepsi? Everyone knows the best cola is the Royal Crown ... RC baby !

[Joemailman]

If Achord is drinking anything but Coke, he must be sniffing Coke.

[ThunderDan]

Pepsi pairs pretty well with rum. It has also consistently won blind taste tests. Marketing is effective.

I know some people like Pepsi. It just is too sweet for me. It ruins the taste I want in a Rum and cola.

[ThunderDan]

Who drinks Coke or Pepsi? Everyone knows the best cola is the Royal Crown ... RC baby !

A very solid choice.

[sharpe1027]

I know some people like Pepsi. It just is too sweet for me. It ruins the taste I want in a Rum and cola.

That means the drink wasn't stiff enough. You need a new bartender.

[RandsRevenge]

FYI, they did literal scientific studies showing people couldn't tell one cola from another. Now regarding coffee - i respect a man who is strung out on the bean. As long as he drinks it black, and doesn't pay 10 bucks for that mocha latte crap at Battlestar Galactica.

[SudsMcBucky]

FYI, they did literal scientific studies showing people couldn't tell one cola from another. Now regarding coffee - i respect a man who is strung out on the bean. As long as he drinks it black, and doesn't pay 10 bucks for that mocha latte crap at Battlestar Galactica.

Straight black coffee is absolutely disgusting.

[bobblehead]

Fuck coke. Fuck pepsi and fuck our new shitty ST coach. Fire him now before he ruins the season.

[Joemailman]

FYI, they did literal scientific studies showing people couldn't tell one cola from another. Now regarding coffee - i respect a man who is strung out on the bean. As long as he drinks it black, and doesn't pay 10 bucks for that mocha latte crap at Battlestar Galactica.

I can tell Coke from Pepsi. I have no use for Pepsi or any other Cola that isn't The Official Cola of the Green Bay Packers.

[Fritz]

It will be interesting to see how the special teams shakes out.

They had a great punter last year. They can't do much worse at kicker. Those are the positions we focus on. But can they keep their kicks from being blocked? Can they return kicks or punts at all? Can they keep opponents' returners from big returns? Will they get penalized over and over?

We've had shit special teams for years and years in Green Bay. Weird how bad they are. Imagine - if they can be mediocre this year, we'd be thrilled!

[texaspackerbacker]

Gosh Fritz, congrats on finally getting back on topic instead inane crap. I don't know much about this Achord guy, but he apparently comes in without a big reputation or hopefully without an ego-driven agenda, just pragmatically use the assets available to accomplish what you said. That should be doable with good coaching. A lot of teams with seemingly lesser assets seem to have more effective special teams. As you say, we've had shitty special teams, to a degree anyway for a long time despite having an excellent punter, at least a borderline decent kicker - hopefully upgraded this year, and an overall stronger roster which certainly should yield enough quality athletes for special teams. So I wouldn't be thrilled or even satisfied with mediocrity this year.

Let's give this guy a chance - and if it's still fucked up or mediocre after this season, then we consider firing him.