New Mexico Dragons

[Tarlam!]

MUCK!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE ARE LUCKY THAT KID IS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!


THE REST OF YOU WOULD'T WORK IN AN IRON LUNG!!!!!!



MUCK!!!!!

[MJZiggy]

Would you get back to your seats in the Dragon's Lair please. How the hell is Culpepper supposed to win a double header if the fans are in here complaining to management. They need you in the stands!!!

[justanotherpackfan]

What are the New Mexico Dragons?

[MJZiggy]

Gladly. I was wanting to do a summary anyway.

We decided in our intense offseason boredom to see how we would run our own expansion franchise. I am President, Bretsky is GM, LEWCWA is assisting him, etc. (we'll have to make sure everyone's here) and we assembled a staff (which still has some openings by the way) decided to track our progress by using a Madden simulation (do we have someone to run that damned thing yet?), did an expansion draft and are just finishing up free agency and are preparing for our first draft. I think that sums up all 130 pages of it.

Something we've been working on for a while now...

It's weird quoting yourself.

[Tarlam!]

MUCK

NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW; THE TEAM IS THE FANS AND THE FANS ARE THE TEAM.


MUCK


WHY IS BEER COMING OUTTA MY NOSTRILS???

[MJZiggy]

Would someone PLEASE get this man a tissue.

[BallHawk]

Sorry guys, but I gotta go up to Ft.Myers with my Mom to visit one of her friends. Why I need to go, I don't know.

The game summary for the Dragons will be up by the end of the day, I can assure you of that.

[Tarlam!]

MUCK

Sorry guys, but I gotta go up to Ft.Myers with my Mom to visit one of her friends. Why I need to go, I don't know.

The game summary for the Dragons will be up by the end of the day, I can assure you of that.

NOW, THE KID'S MOM IS RUNNING THIS TEAM????

IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER!!!!!

MUCK

[KYPack]

MUCK

Sorry guys, but I gotta go up to Ft.Myers with my Mom to visit one of her friends. Why I need to go, I don't know.

The game summary for the Dragons will be up by the end of the day, I can assure you of that.

[b][color=green][size=24]NOW, THE KID'S MOM IS RUNNING THIS TEAM????

IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER!!!!!

STFU, Tar.

Let the kid's ma run the thing fer awhile. She might know what in the hell she's doin'.

[BallHawk]

Shit guys, I really apoligize for the delay. I got back later than expected last night and there just wasn't enough time to run both sims, watch them, and do the game reports. I will really try my hardest to get them up today. Once again, sorry for the delay.

[Tarlam!]

STFU, Tar.

Let the kid's ma run the thing fer awhile. She might know what in the hell she's doin'.

MUCK

AT FRIGGIN LAST-WE GET SOMEBODY WHO FINALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN MANAGEMENT????

MUCK

[Tarlam!]

STFU, Tar.

Let the kid's ma run the thing fer awhile. She might know what in the hell she's doin'.

MUCK

O.K. What the Hell was the result of the double header????? Why am I always TTHE LAST to know?????



MUCK

[BallHawk]

Sorry for not keeping up with the team lately. I will not provide game reports for the games previous to today, but I will post the scores, and I any stats you ask of. So with that, here we go.

Week 3 Bucs@Dragons

Bucs 40
Dragons 28(1-2)

NOTE: Ben Taylor tore his ACL in this game and is out for the year

NOTE: Danute Culpepper had a sprained knee ligament in this game and will be out until week 6 against the Ravens

Week 4 Dragons@Saints

Dragons 31(1-3)
Saints 38

NOTE: Devery Henderson caught the GW 12 yard TD pass with 8 seconds left.

[MJZiggy]

OUCH!!!

[Tarlam!]

MUCK

WE SUCK!!!!!

The Browns just sucked more.

2-4 in this division. That says it all.

MUCK