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A friend just emailed this to me, thought I'd share.
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
Chicago was either for the Cubs or Bears. What team do you root for?"
the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
GO BEARS!
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Now, except for the GO BEARS! part, it's pretty funny
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
Chicago was either for the Cubs or Bears. What team do you root for?"
the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
GO BEARS!
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Now, except for the GO BEARS! part, it's pretty funny
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