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    Brett Favre Demands Trade To 1996 Packers

    GREEN BAY—Three-time MVP and undisputed future Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre, disappointed with the Packers' refusal to aggressively pursue receiver Randy Moss and frustrated with his team's apparent indifference to making immediate improvements on offense, is demanding a trade to the team he feels will give him the best shot at winning a last Super Bowl ring before his retirement: the 1996 Green Bay Packers.

    "I just don't think this Packer team, and GM Ted Thompson especially, is thinking in terms of winning with me," said Favre, speaking to reporters at his charity golf tournament in Mississippi Sunday. "On the other hand, 1996 Packers GM Ron Wolf is committed to building the team completely around me. I don't think it's out of the question to say that with me behind center, the 1996 Packers are looking at going all the way to the Super Bowl."

    Early reports had indicated that Favre was so upset that his team failed to close a draft-day deal for Randy Moss with the Oakland Raiders that his agent called Packers GM Ted Thompson and requested a trade to a team with capable receivers.

    "Nothing against Donald [Driver] and Greg [Jennings], but if I can't throw it to Randy Moss, then I want to throw it to Antonio Freeman, Robert Brooks, and Don Beebe," Favre said. "I bet with them, I'd have more of a chance of throwing for, say, 3,899 yards and 39 touchdowns, with maybe as few as 13 interceptions. Who knows? That kind of production could even get me another MVP award, although of course that's much less important than leading the '96 Pack to another Super Bowl victory."

    Favre also noted that, unlike the young and unproven 2007 Packers, the 1996 Packers boasted seasoned veterans on both sides of the ball.

    "It sure would be great to play alongside Reggie White again—I get chills just thinking about seeing him in the locker room," Favre said. "That whole '96 defense is great, too. Santana Dotson is a force in the middle. That LeRoy Butler, I tell you, he's one of the most underrated safeties in the game. Desmond Howard isn't a bad kick returner, either. And unlike the Packer backfield I got now, the '96 Packers still feature William Henderson at fullback."

    "Mark Chmura, though, I don't know," Favre admitted. "Decent tight end, but something about him isn't quite right."

    In addition to the more elite personnel, Favre praised the aggressive attitude of the coaching squad and front office of the Packers of 1996, saying he was a fan of head coach Mike Holmgren's West Coast offense and Wolf's aggressive recruiting strategies.

    "I think Holmgren and I would make an interesting team," Favre said. "He could teach me a lot. We could learn from each other. And I know Ron Wolf would have my back. If, say, our number-one receiver gets knocked out for the season in Week 7, I believe Wolf would go right after a great veteran free agent, like maybe Andre Rison, to give us an edge in the playoffs. I can almost guarantee that."

    "It would really be something," Favre said. "We'd be one of the all-time great teams, a once-in-a-lifetime thing, you know? I'm going to have my agent look into it right away."

    Although the Packers had no immediate comment, head coach Mike McCarthy said the team would be "heartbroken" to part with its greatest player, although in deference to Favre's long service, and for the good of the current team, they would be willing to consider a trade package including a first-round pick in the 2008 NFL draft and the 1996 Brett Favre.
    "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

  • #2
    This stuff sickens me.

    It's outrageous BS !!
    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
    ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
    ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
    ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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    • #3
      Originally posted by woodbuck27
      This stuff sickens me.

      It's outrageous BS !!
      its obviously a joke

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      • #4
        Originally posted by woodbuck27
        This stuff sickens me.

        It's outrageous BS !!
        Relax, Woody! It's a parody site. It's pretty hilarious.

        BTW, The Onion started out in Wisconsin (Madison, I believe).
        "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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        • #5
          It's an article from "The Onion", it's a joke.
          "Once the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the Republic.”
          – Benjamin Franklin

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          • #6
            That's awesome!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
              Originally posted by woodbuck27
              This stuff sickens me.

              It's outrageous BS !!
              Relax, Woody! It's a parody site. It's pretty hilarious.

              BTW, The Onion started out in Wisconsin (Madison, I believe).
              Correct on Madison. I miss getting the paper copy. They had a drunk of the week photo in every issue.
              Originally posted by 3irty1
              This is museum quality stupidity.

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              • #8
                Re: Favre Demands Trade

                Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
                "Nothing against Donald [Driver] and Greg [Jennings], but if I can't throw it to Randy Moss, then I want to throw it to Antonio Freeman, Robert Brooks, and Don Beebe," Favre said. "I bet with them, I'd have more of a chance of throwing for, say, 3,899 yards and 39 touchdowns, with maybe as few as 13 interceptions. Who knows? That kind of production could even get me another MVP award, although of course that's much less important than leading the '96 Pack to another Super Bowl victory."
                This is my favorite part...God, Brett was so good back then..Brooks was hurt for half the season, and Freeman, Beebe, Rison, etc weren't exactly world beaters at receiver at that time..Yet he still put up those numbers...

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                • #9
                  Re: Favre Demands Trade

                  Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
                  they would be willing to consider a trade package including a first-round pick in the 2008 NFL draft and the 1996 Brett Favre.
                  That's a trade even Ted Thompson would make!
                  "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
                    Originally posted by woodbuck27
                    This stuff sickens me.

                    It's outrageous BS !!
                    Relax, Woody! It's a parody site. It's pretty hilarious.

                    BTW, The Onion started out in Wisconsin (Madison, I believe).
                    Ohhhh !

                    Ha ha ha .
                    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                    ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                    ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                    ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                    • #11
                      That adage about laughter being the best medicine...............this was just right dose!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zool
                        Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
                        Originally posted by woodbuck27
                        This stuff sickens me.

                        It's outrageous BS !!
                        Relax, Woody! It's a parody site. It's pretty hilarious.

                        BTW, The Onion started out in Wisconsin (Madison, I believe).
                        Correct on Madison. I miss getting the paper copy. They had a drunk of the week photo in every issue.
                        Yep, read it every week during my Madison days. I miss the Cultural Idiocy Quiz. If you can remember that, you were around in the beginning.
                        All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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                        • #13
                          Harvey, I saw the title of this thread and I wanted to strangle somebody and turn him into the picture on your avatar.

                          That was better than April Fool's.

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                          • #14
                            I'd like to trade this thread for a Ted is Trapped in the Closet thread.

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                            • #15
                              You can still find them over at JSO.
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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