Tom Brady would like his privacy please.

[Kiwon]

Rural New England is gorgeous. Crisp, cool air, beautiful trees, quiet woods. It's a great place to relax.

Brady's a star, single, and wants to jet set. To each, his own. He's obviously a decent guy and meant no offense but he needs to be smarter in his comments.

[packinpatland]

[quote="Kiwon"]Rural New England is gorgeous. Crisp, cool air, beautiful trees, quiet woods. It's a great place to relax.

Brady's a star, single, and wants to jet set. To each, his own. He's obviously a decent guy and meant no offense but he needs to be smarter in his comments.[/quo

He need to be smarter about contraceptives.

[GrnBay007]

I didn't know where else to stick this and since Tommy mentioned becoming a father....what better place.



I Think you are the father of one of my kids.......


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.
She says hello*..
He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My gosh, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"



She looks into his
eyes and says calmly,




"No, I'm your son's teacher."

[packinpatland]

That was soooooooooooo good!

[oregonpackfan]

In my entire teaching career, I was never able to make a statement like that!

[FritzDontBlitz]

"I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?" he said, Details reported.

yup. then i nail the hot chicks who dig superbowl mvps.


not that i blame him. i just find the superstar atlhlete's naivete fascinating.

[packinpatland]

"I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?" he said, Details reported.

yup. then i nail the hot chicks who dig superbowl mvps.


not that i blame him. i just find the superstar atlhlete's naivete fascinating.

'naivete' What a polite way of saying STUPID