No. He's never gonna sign another free agent again. Just to torture you.
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Looking at our two new WR's there is a funny dichotomy!Originally posted by wist43I was shocked when I saw Clowney on the practice field... he's listed at 6'1" in the draft guides, but he's closer to 5'1".
Small guys can survive in the NFL, but generally they need to have a thick build, ala Barry Sanders.
Someone mentioned Steve Smith, and while he's only about 5'9", he's a thickly built player and very tough.
Clowney is small and thinly built... unless he bulks up, he's more than likely just going to be a complimentary type player, i.e. he may never be able to make it up to being a #2.
First we have our monster of a midget - James "Earl" Jones
Look at those massive arms and compact frame, this kid is just a tough SoB
Next we have our speedy midget - David "Clown-arms" Clowny
Look at him cowering on the ground in fear of Patrick "The Beast" Dendy
////still trying to figure out how to post the pictures. =(
Maybe if we could find a way to combine them, we might have ourselves an all-pro WR!
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wist, or someone, tell me your kidding. Was he seriously under 6' 1"?
Originally posted by wist43I was shocked when I saw Clowney on the practice field... he's listed at 6'1" in the draft guides, but he's closer to 5'1".
Small guys can survive in the NFL, but generally they need to have a thick build, ala Barry Sanders.
Someone mentioned Steve Smith, and while he's only about 5'9", he's a thickly built player and very tough.
Clowney is small and thinly built... unless he bulks up, he's more than likely just going to be a complimentary type player, i.e. he may never be able to make it up to being a #2.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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NFL.com has him at 6 foot even and 184 lbs.
Can GBRulz sneak into the OTA with a yardstick and pencil and report back? Maybe take a scale too? And tape measure?Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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Clearly he was avoiding contact with "The Beast" to avoid hitting him with his massive WR frame. Dendy's been broken before, and Clowny knows that!Originally posted by OS PA...Look at him cowering on the ground in fear of Patrick "The Beast" Dendy
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Originally posted by MJZiggyNo. He's never gonna sign another free agent again. Just to torture you.
TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER
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