Inmate sues Vick for "$63,000,000,000 billion"

[Kiwon]

How much is "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars?"

Get this, the inmate's last name is "Riches".
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Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

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[the_idle_threat]

Vick's problems just keep getting worse.

I hope Vick's lawyers don't spend so much time analyzing and defending this suit that they fail to give him their best in the criminal trial.

[falco]

Vick's problems just keep getting worse.

I hope Vick's lawyers don't spend so much time analyzing and defending this suit that they fail to give him their best in the criminal trial.

If Vick is anything like OJ, he'll skate through the criminal trial but get nailed in the civil suit.

[the_idle_threat]

Vick's problems just keep getting worse.

I hope Vick's lawyers don't spend so much time analyzing and defending this suit that they fail to give him their best in the criminal trial.

If Vick is anything like OJ, he'll skate through the criminal trial but get nailed in the civil suit.

Yes ... I can just see the trucks rolling up to the front gate at the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility and unloading the gold and silver bars while the guards look at each other going WTF?

Too bad the successful plaintiff will be locked up inside, so he'll have to watch through his barred window as people from all over the county drive up and make off with his loot.

[Rastak]

Re: Inmate sues Vick for "$63,000,000,000 billion"

How much is "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars?"

Get this, the inmate's last name is "Riches".

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Hey, he's gonna have to live with this guy.....

[Kiwon]

Mr. Riches didn't say but what was Vick going to do with those missiles from Iran -- short Home Depot's stock and then attack them?

[Rastak]

Mr. Riches didn't say but what was Vick going to do with those missiles from Iran -- short Home Depot's stock and then attack them?

Bomb Oliver North's house? Maybe hit Home Depot....hard to say...

[digitaldean]

Oh, $63 BEELLLEEOON dollars has such a nice ring to it!!



-Dr. Evil

[Kiwon]

I'm putting everybody here at PR on notice: Anyone who "physically hurts my feelings and dashes my hopes" is going to get sued.

Okay, you've been warned.

[Rastak]

I'm putting everybody here at PR on notice: Anyone who "physically hurts my feelings and dashes my hopes" is going to get sued.

Okay, you've been warned.

* chuckle chuckle *

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DP

Unfortunately Vick might be getting some of this in his near future! :P

[Kiwon]

DP

Unfortunately Vick might be getting some of this in his near future! :P

Okay, that wasn't necessary.

[the_idle_threat]

DP

Unfortunately Vick might be getting some of this in his near future! :P

Oh Holy Shit ...

[PackerBlues]

Lucky for Vick, he didnt dry clean and lose the guys pants as well.

This lawsuit beats the crap out of the dry cleaner that was sued for something like 54Million dollars for losing a Judges pants.

[mraynrand]

Re: Inmate sues Vick for "$63,000,000,000 billion"

How much is "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars?"

All I know is that 63 Billion dollars is less than 63,000,000,000 billion dollars. 63 Billion billion dollars is more than the combined GNP of the world. Oh, now I get it - The WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!