Ted Thompson - Bird Killer

[Brainerd]

Was TT hunting out of season?

No. The regular season is upon us.

What kind of birds were these?

Philadelphia Eagles.

Did he go over his limit on this type of bird?

No. There is no limit on Philadelphia Eagles.

Has PETA made a condemnation against TT for this act?

Suprisingly no. Not even PETA cares about Philadelphia Eagles.

Did he use a smooth river stone for better aerodynamics or did he go with a rough granite stone to do more damage?

TT was a linebacker. Damage is his thing.

Was this just a random killing or did he plan it and used seeds to lure the birds in?

Not random. Lambeau Field. Sept. 9. All the Eagles will be there.

[rpiotr01]

I hate everyone who either likes or dislikes Ted Thompson. The only good people around here are the neutral ones!

That doesn't sound very neutral to me...

[CaliforniaCheez]

Killing two in the hand is easier than one in the bush.

[oregonpackfan]

Who here is qualified to cast the first stone at TT?

Well, maybe Bretsky, but certainly not me!

[Deputy Nutz]

Where the hell is Whiskey when you need him, all of these important questions about hunting and he is pounding his pud in his trailer.

[the_idle_threat]

Where the hell is Whiskey when you need him, all of these important questions about hunting and he is pounding his pud in his trailer.

Well I guess we know where he is then ...

When the trailer home's a-rockin' don't come a knockin'.