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    Jared Lorenzen, Supersized QB

    I think Lorenzen is going to start. Was just reading about his college career at Kentucky when he played QB at 300 lbs. I think it's pretty impressive that he could have so much dexterity at such a size.

    He had a bunch of nicknames in college.
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    J-Load
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    Hefty Lefty
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    Battleship Lorenzen
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    BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)
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    Pillsbury Throw Boy
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    Lord of the Ring-Dings
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    Round Mound of Touchdown
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  • #2
    Pillsbury Throwboy, hands down.
    "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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    • #3
      Must be weird for guys like Kampman trying to sack a QB who is bigger than they are.

      I chose J-Load.
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #4
        The Portly Portsider
        "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
          The Portly Portsider
          You make that up yourself?

          Hmm, I just thought of one.

          Kentucky Kreme.

          Lame. Yes. Stupid. Yes.
          "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BallHawk
            You make that up yourself?
            You had to ask, didn't ya? No. I stole it from the local radio station. Dink.
            "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BallHawk
              Pillsbury Throwboy, hands down.
              +1
              All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers
                Originally posted by BallHawk
                You make that up yourself?
                You had to ask, didn't ya? No. I stole it from the local radio station. Dink.
                That is a good one. google sez it is an old baseball sports writer term. Used for Babe Ruth, David Wells, ....

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                • #9
                  come on! Hefty Lefty! How can that not be #1?
                  "I would love to have a guy that always gets the key hit, a pitcher that always makes his best pitch and a manager that can always make the right decision. The problem is getting him to put down his beer and come out of the stands and do those things." - Danny Murraugh

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                  • #10
                    throwboy ftw

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                    • #11
                      How about "The Chunky Chucker?"

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                      • #12
                        no, reminds me of my prom night

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