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    OT: Scourge of the NFL, Part Deux

    After spending 7 hours and 54 minutes without a luxurious man-accessory at her side, Paris Hilton has landed former USC quarterback Matt Leinart. The aspiring singer recently split with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos after learning he would be unavailable for the promotional tour of her shitty album this summer.

    Remember when we played Chicago on a Monday night in 2003, and Paris Chlamydia (oops, I mean, Hilton) was seen ogling her man-toy Brian Urlacher from the brand new luxury boxes of Soldier Field? If she does for Leinart what she did for Urlacher (probable STDs, two years of nagging injuries, etc.), Matt's career might be over before it starts.
    "What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
    Lynn Dickey, 1984

    "Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
    John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"
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    Good stuff.
    "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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    • #3
      Can you imagine how Matt's Mom feels about now?

      "Get your paws off my baby, you hussy!"

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      • #4
        Someone needs to hook her up with the rest of the Bears.

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        • #5
          Aren't these guys smart enough to stay away from the trash?

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          • #6
            Bears play the Cards twice this year (preseason and regular season). Hopefully, Ulracher will be able to pass on tips to Leinart. He's going to need them.
            "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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            • #7
              Come on, why so rough? Leinart seems like the kind of guy who wants the limelight, and Paris Hilton is famous for being, well, famous, so why not? She's a bit thin for my taste, but if he likes her or what she stands for, why not? It wouldn't fly in GB, but maybe that Hollywood stuff would work out in Arizona.
              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

              KYPack

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              • #8
                .....a touchy subject Matt should never bring up:


                Paris Hilton believed in Santa till age 17
                Tuesday Nov 22 09:00 AEDT
                Paris Hilton says she believed in Father Christmas until she was 17.

                The Simple Life star, 24, says she only discovered the truth when a pal revealed there was no such person.

                She said: "I believed in Santa Claus until I was 17 when some mean person told me it wasn't true.

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                • #9
                  What does Paris Hilton stand for?
                  "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MJZiggy
                    What does Paris Hilton stand for?
                    Philisophically, I believe Paris Hilton has taken the stand that the English language can be reduced to two words: "hot" and "awesome."

                    My fear is that she will someday be so rife with STDs that I will contract herpes merely by looking at her picture on the cover of US Weekly as I stand in line at the grocery store.

                    And this is who Matt Leinart has chosen as his paramour.
                    And this is why I yell "Paris Hilton" every time Urlacher's name is called when he makes a play on the field.
                    "What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
                    Lynn Dickey, 1984

                    "Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
                    John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"

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                    • #11
                      Leinart said they were "just friends."
                      "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GrnBay007
                        .....a touchy subject Matt should never bring up:


                        Paris Hilton believed in Santa till age 17
                        Tuesday Nov 22 09:00 AEDT
                        Paris Hilton says she believed in Father Christmas until she was 17.

                        The Simple Life star, 24, says she only discovered the truth when a pal revealed there was no such person.

                        She said: "I believed in Santa Claus until I was 17 when some mean person told me it wasn't true.

                        And what's wrong with that? I still believe.

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                        • #13
                          Think he watched her audition tape?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                            Think he watched her audition tape?
                            Who hasn't?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by billy_oliver880
                              Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                              Think he watched her audition tape?
                              Who hasn't?

                              Me!

                              what is it?

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