Vote For Your Craziest Ted Theory

[Scott Campbell]

These are some of my favorites, though I may have missed some.

[Harlan Huckleby]

just a hunch: this thread will not go well.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I wanted to participate, but I can't find a theory that I disagree with!

[PlantPage55]

I would vote for "Ted is a robot created by Bob Harlan" but that's not on the list

[Harlan Huckleby]

see, now I could have voted for that one. He can't be a robot - they didn't have robots back when he played pro ball.

[Scott Campbell]

I would vote for "Ted is a robot created by Bob Harlan" but that's not on the list

Crap, that's a good one. I wish I could edit it.

[PlantPage55]

see, now I could have voted for that one. He can't be a robot - they didn't have robots back when he played pro ball.

Ooooo...good point.

Okay, Ted had a ROBOTIC BRAIN implanted after his football career - created by Bob Harlan. All of the extra cap money we have right now is actually retroactively going towards the money spent on the technology.

[RashanGary]

I voted for Ted is gay. He seems to be using the wisdom that he gained through being a part of the NFL to do his best as the GM of the Packers. Non of the ego stuff or back stabbing things seem remotely true. Everything about Ted is pretty straight forward to me. He's very broad and open minded so he doesn't really say much, but some people are just that open and that flexible. Most people can't believe that a guy doesn't have a step by step process that he's working off. Most people learn that way. Think about how you learned Math. You were showed the steps and you followed them. Most do that anyway.

Most people begin to struggle when they get into the complex though. Physics is a good example of where people fall off. Physics problems are kind of like being an NFL GM. You have many tools or basic skills. You are given a problem and you have to reach into yoru tool bag and apply things where they are needed. It's not a step by step process. Your professor usually doesn't tell you exactly how to solve a problem and then give it to you on the exam. They teach you the basics and you apply them as needed to the big problem. TT has the base. He has some general ideas of what he can do, where. He then broadly and openly applies them as needed.

People just can't see that though. They believe he's lying becuase they can't believe that he doesn't have a step by step plan. They can't see how broad, open decision making might work becucase they've never been able to do it themselves.

I think TT is a brilliant man. He's not brilliant in a "I'm educated, proper and artistic" way, but he's brilliant in his ability to see the big picture and problem solve in unique, flexible ways.

I look at people struggle in PHysics and now my statics class and it's so easy for me. I just work backwards. I see what is happenening, think about what I need to find and then use the little tools to solve it.

I think I'm a gifted problem solver. I'm a social retard, but I'm good at seeing the big picture. I don't think I'm a genius at all, but I think there are some things taht I see that others are incapable of. There are very simple things taht I can't see that others think are obvious. I'm a very unbalanced person. I've met people who are good at everything. They have my big picture ability with the social and communication skills that I wish I had. I'm not tryiing to be arrogant here, becuase I think I am real with myself, but I do think I see things in TT that people can't see becuase they are incapable. (just like some people see things that they think are obvious but I am clueless ot it)

[SD GB fan]

I voted for Ted is gay. He seems to be using the wisdom that he gained through being a part of the NFL to do his best as the GM of the Packers. Non of the ego stuff or back stabbing things seem remotely true. Everything about Ted is pretty straight forward to me. He's very broad and open minded so he doesn't really say much, but some people are just that open and that flexible. Most people can't believe that a guy doesn't have a step by step process that he's working off. Most people learn that way. Think about how you learned Math. You were showed the steps and you followed them. Most do that anyway.

Most people begin to struggle when they get into the complex though. Physics is a good example of where people fall off. Physics problems are kind of like being an NFL GM. You have many tools or basic skills. You are given a problem and you have to reach into yoru tool bag and apply things where they are needed. It's not a step by step process. Your professor usually doesn't tell you exactly how to solve a problem and then give it to you on the exam. They teach you the basics and you apply them as needed to the big problem. TT has the base. He has some general ideas of what he can do, where. He then broadly and openly applies them as needed.

People just can't see that though. They believe he's lying becuase they can't believe that he doesn't have a step by step plan. They can't see how broad, open decision making might work becucase they've never been able to do it themselves.

I think TT is a brilliant man. He's not brilliant in a "I'm educated, proper and artistic" way, but he's brilliant in his ability to see the big picture and problem solve in unique, flexible ways.

I look at people struggle in PHysics and now my statics class and it's so easy for me. I just work backwards. I see what is happenening, think about what I need to find and then use the little tools to solve it.

I think I'm a gifted problem solver. I'm a social retard, but I'm good at seeing the big picture. I don't think I'm a genius at all, but I think there are some things taht I see that others are incapable of. There are very simple things taht I can't see that others think are obvious. I'm a very unbalanced person. I've met people who are good at everything. They have my big picture ability with the social and communication skills that I wish I had. I'm not tryiing to be arrogant here, becuase I think I am real with myself, but I do think I see things in TT that people can't see becuase they are incapable. (just like some people see things that they think are obvious but I am clueless ot it)

and that makes him gay? :P

[Scott Campbell]

and that makes him gay? :P

The vote is for the craziest Ted Theory. So JH is saying the gay speculation is craziest. I think.

[Bretsky]

Re: Vote For Your Craziest Ted Theory

These are some of my favorites, though I may have missed some.

Bias crap; where is none of the above

[RashanGary]

Oh shit, I was saying that him being gay is the most likely. I guess the Favre thing is the craziest .

[Lurker64]

Re: Vote For Your Craziest Ted Theory

Bias crap; where is none of the above

So they're all equally crazy in your opinion?

[Joemailman]

You forgot: Anti-Polar Bear Is Ted's Love Child.

[Bretsky]

Re: Vote For Your Craziest Ted Theory

Bias crap; where is none of the above

So they're all equally crazy in your opinion?

Yes, you could say they are all equal