TT - The new and improved Chuck Norris

[Brainerd]

When TT has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

TT lost his virginity before his dad did.

On the 7th day, God rested.... TT took over.

TT invented water.

TT is Luke Skywalker's real father.

TT pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

TT knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

TT can touch MC Hammer.

There is no such thing as tornados. TT just hates trailer parks.

TT can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

TT is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for TT.

TT wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

TT can divide by zero.

[Joemailman]

Yes, but can he eat a brat while guzzling an ice cold Leinie's at the same time?

[RashanGary]

[PackerTimer]

ROFL. Just what I needed on a dreary Thursday.

[MadtownPacker]

I can't believe TT didn't invent the Internet.

[VegasPackFan]

Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read TT's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

Withholding information from TT is now classified as a suicide attempt.

TT can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.

TT always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from TT!

[cpk1994]

TT is actually dead. God just hasn't had the heart to tell him.

[MTPackerfan]

funny stuff

[Joemailman]

TT before his hair turned gray:

[Freak Out]

Ok guys....I think TT had done a pretty good job so far and deserves praise for it but please get off your knees. His work is no where near done.

[RashanGary]

Back the **** off TT, OK.


GODDD, we're 7-1, WTF is wrong with you???