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  • favre/romo joke...

    got this e-mail today from one of the 'boy fans i work with...

    Brett Favre, after living a full life died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest house with a faded Packers’
    flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Brett” said God. “This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here.” Brett felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk. It had a 50 ft. flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star. Brett looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, 3 MVPs and I even got into the Hall of Fame.” God said, “So what do you want to know, Brett?” “Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?” God chuckled and said, “Brett, that’s not Tony Romo’s house, it’s mine.

    this won't stop until we beat them in the playoffs this year.

  • #2
    That's an oldie, but a goodie.

    I've heard it told as God having a Packers-mansion and John Elway asking why Brett got the bigger house. It's totally interchangeable.

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    • #3
      When Landry died a few years back, I heard it for the first time. It was Lombardi's house. No telling how old this one is. 'When Paul got to heaven he noticed John the Baptist's house and asked . . .'


      Ask your friend to note that God wanted Brett to live next door. Romo probably had a small apt on the lower east side of heaven.

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      • #4
        Yeah but I wanna know who rewrites these stories...?
        PackerRats Thompson D. Yahoo Fantasy Football Champ 2019,
        PackerRats Thompson D. Yahoo Fantasy Football Champ 2018,
        PackerRats Pick'Em 2016-17 Champ + Packers year Survival Football Champ 2017,
        Rats Yahoo Fantasy Football Champ 2013,
        Ratz Survival Football Champ 2012,
        PackerRats1 Yahoo Fantasy Football Champ 2006.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mmmdk
          Yeah but I wanna know who rewrites these stories...?
          Someone with a lot more time than you....


          He probably lives in a park in Amsterdam.... :P

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mmmdk
            Yeah but I wanna know who rewrites these stories...?
            12 yr olds who crack their Moms AOL password
            The Bottom Line:
            Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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            • #7
              That joke gets recycled as much as the Pope and the shark fishermen story.
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