Bears jokes from an email my grandma sent me.

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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Q: What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Chicago Police Officer.

Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: To Soldiers Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Chicago BEAR with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bear and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[Jerry Tagge]

Q: What do you call a Chicago BEAR with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Doesn't really work since the Bears won Super Bowl XX.

I've heard all these jokes with Vikings instead of Bears.

[Zool]

This one I heard after 15-1 and the Falcons happened.



Why don't the Vikings get cereal or soup catered?

The players and coaches start choking whenever they get near a bowl.

[Iron Mike]

Why don't the Vikings get cereal or soup catered?

The players and coaches start choking whenever they get near a bowl.

Similar to this one:

Q. Why are the Minnesota Vikings purple?

A. You'd be purple too, if you'd been choking for 45 years.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Re: Bears jokes from an email my grandma sent me.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

the inactive players can't watch? that's harsh.

[MJZiggy]

The inactives don't make $1 million.