The real reason the cowpukes lost??

[Deputy Nutz]

If we play the Cowboys in the NFC championship, can we make sure Carrie Underwood is there? The last time she was in the stands Romo didn't play well, and Jessica Simpson might be uncooperative if we give her a ticket.

Hell, if the game's at Lambeau, have Underwood sing the anthem.

Invite both of them and then they can cat fight at the fifty yard line right before the National Anthem, that would be better than the game itself.

[Freak Out]

If we play the Cowboys in the NFC championship, can we make sure Carrie Underwood is there? The last time she was in the stands Romo didn't play well, and Jessica Simpson might be uncooperative if we give her a ticket.

Hell, if the game's at Lambeau, have Underwood sing the anthem.

Invite both of them and then they can cat fight at the fifty yard line right before the National Anthem, that would be better than the game itself.

It would be cool to see them wrestle.

[vince]

She may be sharp as a bowling ball, completely talentless, and maybe even trashy - although I'm not sure about the last one, but to equate those with looks is just missing the point. She's built like a brick shithouse. It's not like you're ever going to actually talk with her anyway Fever, so don't be so judgemental man!

She's a beautiful woman. There's nothing wrong with that.


She's not ugly.

[Bretsky]

its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

To me being overly judgemental of a complete stranger you do not know is not intelligent....or fair for that manner.

[Carolina_Packer]

its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

To me being overly judgemental of a complete stranger you do not know is not intelligent....or fair for that manner.

Yeah, and besides, who are you calling old, huh?!



I've got a mind to gum you a good one!

[RashanGary]

Her personality is a big turn off. I've watched her newly wed show with my wife and I must say that any guy dating her would have to be doing it strictly for the ass because she just cannot carry a conversation. I'm the last person to get all high and mighty but damn, she is dumb (and this is coming from a guy who thinks Paris Hilton is attractive).

Paris is an arrogant little bitch but I think she plays dumb more than is dumb. I think she's a clever little manipulative slut and for some reason, I like that about her. Simpson is just an idiot who wants to get screwed by the richest, hottest guy and she thinks she's great stuff but really he's just a hot body and that's it.

[Freak Out]

Can somebody please post a picture of the original Daisy Duke? My feeble dirty old man brain is telling me she is hotter than Simpson.

If the picture is good enough I'm sure that will get this thing moved to the GC where it belongs.

[Deputy Nutz]

Jessica Simpson is hot, and her stupidity almost makes her hotter,

[Carolina_Packer]

Catherine Bach



Jessica Simpson



You be the judge!

[footballfever]

glad I was able to stir the pot a little bit. I'm sorry I feel so strongly about her, but I just can't stand a single thing about her. Everything she does is such a huge turn off, I don't care if she was blessed with a decent body, her face is still puke ugly. And if it honestly came down to it, I would take spitting in her face over going on a date with her......... Or if it was between dating her and dragging my balls over a hundred miles of broken glass I'd really have to strongly consider the broken glass as the more attractive of the two.

[Partial]

its sad to sit here and read a bunch of dirty old men drooling over a talentless piece of trash like that. Has anyone ever watched her try to act? Its enough to make you throw up, someone said they wanted a pic of what i thought was hot, f*ck you to whoever that was. If im more inspired by a woman of talent and class and who can carry an intelligent conversation and that makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I must be in the wrong forum for intelligent life, my bad

You and your brother are two of the most defensive people I have ever encountered. Christ. On edge about everything.

[FritzDontBlitz]

glad I was able to stir the pot a little bit. I'm sorry I feel so strongly about her, but I just can't stand a single thing about her. Everything she does is such a huge turn off, I don't care if she was blessed with a decent body, her face is still puke ugly. And if it honestly came down to it, I would take spitting in her face over going on a date with her......... Or if it was between dating her and dragging my balls over a hundred miles of broken glass I'd really have to strongly consider the broken glass as the more attractive of the two.

Awwww, c'mon, tell us how you really feel.

I think Jessica's plays up the dumb blonde angle, too. She never claimed to be a superstar, she doesn't really take herself that serious.

The only thing that turns me off about the situation is the way the Cowboys seem to act like its their job to play up who Romo is banging at the time. Its worse than the way the media plays up Tom Brady and all his hot chicks, its like the Dallas Cowboys are his personal escort service or something. Are they gonna fix him up with every female celebrity from Texas? Does he get to do a threesome with the Bush twins if the Cowboys win it all? Jeez.

And yes, I think Jessica is imminently bangable. Sorry to side with the rest of the lecherous old guys in the forum. She's a good looking blonde and she keeps her nose clean if you pardon the pun. I'd do her any day.

With the forum's permission, of course.

[gex]

Dude, Jessica Simpson is SUPERHOT !!! You are out of your gourd (and have very little taste in women) if you think otherwise. Plus from what I know about her 1. She is a pretty decent christian girl. 2. I liked her in The Dukes of Hazard. 3.Her songs are decent. 4. I would totally bend her over.

[4and12to12and4]

She is one of the hottest women head to toe that have ever graced this planet. She has a gorgeous face, unbelievable hair, and a tight perfectly curvacious body, especially for a white chick (I'm white, I'm just saying, a lot of white actresses/singers are way too skinny). That baby got back. ANYONE with a life so dull that they are in this forum typing about her would bone her, if you say otherwise, you're lying to yourself and all of us here!!!!!!!!!

Let's not be jealous of Dallas, I think that's why I hate them so much, some of it is jealousy, the whole "Americas Team" BS, when many consider us to be that. But, hey, I'm a hater of the boys and a lover of Ms. Simpson. What can I say?!

[The Leaper]

Jessica is incredibly gorgeous...but she is certainly every bit as shallow as she appears to be. Her father RUNS her life, mostly because she truly is too dumb to get anywhere on her own. Could she be more intellectual than she is? Probably, but I don't think daddy wanted her to grow up to have a mind of her own.

Personally, I don't think I could get through 15 minutes of a date with her without frustration. I'm sure her boobs/ass could parlay my frustration for a period of time...roughly equivalent to how far they were protruding from her clothing at the time. However, I would probably need her to put out relatively quickly for my own sanity.

Perhaps that is where Romosexual is at the moment.