Obligatory Resolution Thread

[LL2]

I successfully completed last years resolution! I didn't have a sip of pop all year, and it's going to stay that way. Let's see if I can go two years of successful resolutions in a row.



This year, I'm going to get into shape.

That is a good resolution. I often drink to much pop and it's bad for you. Can I make it my resolution even though I drank some yesterday and start today?

[Deputy Nutz]

I successfully completed last years resolution! I didn't have a sip of pop all year, and it's going to stay that way. Let's see if I can go two years of successful resolutions in a row.



This year, I'm going to get into shape.

I am glad that you left your Pop alone, that sort of thing doesn't fly around here.

[Partial]

My resolution is to pay off school in full for a year straight. No more paying off half and taking out a loan for the other half.

[Zool]

A few years ago, I decided to never make another resolution. I've stuck with it ever since.

[Tarlam!]

I resolute that Johnnie and I will get divorced in 08. (Hic).

Anyone know how good Jack is? (Hic).

[Deputy Nutz]

I resolute that Johnnie and I will get divorced in 08. (Hic).

Anyone know how good Jack is? (Hic).

Jack burns compared to a nice glass of smooth Johnnie Walker Black. Although even mentioning Johnnie Walker right now is giving me a belly ache, awe New Years Eve and the Walk.....

Try Rehab.

[MJZiggy]

Nutz, you're talking about a man who can knock rehab off the wagon....

[MJZiggy]

I am getting a laugh at all the exercise equipment ads this week...(not to mention bath scales...)

[Joemailman]

Had a mailing on my route today from a local fitness center which went out to every residence.

[Harlan Huckleby]

My problem with advertisements for weight loss and fitness centers is that the people look better in their AFTER pictures than in the BEFORE.

OK, maybe they were fatties before, but after they look like snarky bitches.