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  • Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 9


    The draft draws near
    Do it, do it, do it Polar Bear
    Randy Moss for Javon Walker
    Alas, Ted fell for D’mond Parker

    Lookie there, Mr. Polar Bear
    Goldilocks on steroid, is here
    AJ Hawk you drafted
    Over Huff, you fvcked

    With each and every passing days
    Your love strikes me like sunlight rays
    I would fall and fall for you
    But I am, baby, I am not a fool

  • #2
    You have this obsession with Ted Thompson. I think he did an excellent job on the draft. You can't blame him for last year's record (4-12) because of all the injuries. Give the guy a chance.

    About the Walker Fiasco, getting 4 players out of 1 was fantastic!

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    • #3
      Roses are red.
      Violets are blue.
      Tank hates Ted Thompson.
      And he thinks so should you.

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      • #4
        You know I feel bad about this time right?

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        • #5
          Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MJZiggy
            Sometimes hate is only an appearance. You sure do think about him a LOT don't ya?
            I get it. You mean like Tank & Thompson = Streisand & Redford.

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            • #7
              It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?
              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MJZiggy
                It's an obsession. Hey, wasn't there a song (many) years back called Obsession?
                Not sure. I think there is a perfume.

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                • #9


                  Obsession

                  You are an obsession
                  I cannot sleep
                  I am your possession
                  Unopened at your feet
                  There's no balance
                  No equality
                  Be still I will not accept defeat

                  I will have you
                  Yes, I will have you
                  I will find a way
                  and I will have you
                  Like a butterfly
                  A wild butterly
                  I will collect you and capture you

                  *You are an obsession
                  You're my obsession
                  Who do you want me to be
                  To make you sleep with me
                  You are an obsession
                  You're my obsession
                  Who do you want me to be
                  To make you sleep with me

                  I feed you I drink you
                  My day and my night
                  I need you I need you
                  By sun or candlelight
                  You protest
                  You want to leave
                  Stay
                  Oh, there's no alternative

                  Your face appears again
                  I see the beauty there
                  But I see danger
                  Stranger beware
                  A circumstance
                  In your naked dreams
                  Your affection
                  is not what it seems

                  Chorus

                  My fantasy has turned to madness
                  And all my goodness
                  Has turned to badness
                  My need to possess you
                  Has consumed my soul
                  My life is trembling
                  I have no control

                  I will have you
                  Yes, I will have you
                  I will find a way
                  and I will have you
                  Like a butterfly
                  A wild butterly
                  I will collect you and capture you
                  "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                  • #10
                    Animotion Lyrics

                    Obsession Lyrics


                    You are an obsession
                    I cannot sleep
                    I am your possession
                    Unopened at your feet
                    There's no balance
                    No equality
                    Be still I will not accept defeat

                    I will have you
                    Yes, I will have you
                    I will find a way and I will have you
                    Like a butterfly
                    A wild butterly
                    I will collect you and capture you

                    CHORUS:
                    You are an obsession
                    You're my obsession
                    Who do you want me to be
                    To make you sleep with me
                    You are an obsession
                    You're my obsession
                    Who do you want me to be
                    To make you sleep with me

                    I feed you I drink you
                    My day and my night
                    I need you I need you
                    By sun or candlelight
                    You protest
                    You want to leave
                    Stay
                    Oh, there's no alternative

                    Your face appears again
                    I see the beauty there
                    But I see danger
                    Stranger beware
                    A circumstance
                    In your naked dreams
                    Your affection is not what it seems

                    CHORUS

                    My fantasy has turned to madness
                    And all my goodness
                    Has turned to badness
                    My need to possess you
                    Has consumed my soul
                    My life is trembling
                    I have no control

                    I will have you
                    Yes, I will have you
                    I will find a way and I will have you
                    Like a butterfly
                    A wild butterly
                    I will collect you and capture you

                    CHORUS
                    sigpic

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                    • #11
                      Damn!! Second place again!
                      sigpic

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                      • #12
                        Folks, remember this is MY rhetoric and you are all choruses.

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                        • #13
                          True love is true love, Tank.
                          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                          • #14
                            Those of you who have posted the lyrics to that wonderful 80's song "Obsession" apparently do not know that the band actually got back together recently and wrote some new lyrics (sing along, everyone. You all remember the tune):

                            Tank's got an obsession, a big obsession,
                            and it is with TT, Tank thinks he's gay, you see.
                            It's an obsession, a real obsession,
                            Tank says Ted just likes men,
                            Tank says it again and again.
                            And this obsession
                            raises up a question,
                            Since Tank's in such a rut
                            is he thinkin' of TT's butt?
                            That's his obsession, Tank's real obsession,
                            What he wants Ted to be
                            is what Tank is, you see.
                            "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                            KYPack

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                            • #15
                              can we revote on OT's in the packer thread!!!

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