A New Beginning

[GrnBay007]

[BallHawk]

What do they actually do for that? I thought they just injected something into your stones to make them stop producing sperm. Did it hurt?

We need emoticons that are laughing harder than that. (are there any "beer out of my nose funny ones?)

Couldn't find one. Best I could find is this.




It's an improvement, no?

[MJZiggy]

That'll work. Thanks. A shot. Damn.

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Why in the hell would anyone want anyone snipping around in there? That's crazy talk. You act like its crazy but its not. Male birth control will be around very shortly in oral form and shot form.

[MJZiggy]

Have a couple kids and you'll understand why people go snipping around in there. No one said male birth control wouldn't eventually show up, but the suggestion that a vasectomy is nothing more than a shot in the balls is hilarious. It's elective surgery.

And once you've had a couple kids, you'll understand why some people choose to do it. Depends on how you handle child rearing. Some folks can have 3 or 4 and want more (though now that you can control these things, it doesn't happen very often anymore) but a lot of people think one or two kids is enough for them to handle and don't want to mess with cancer and other risks associated with regular birth control use.

Before you go for yours make sure I tell you about the time my ex had his.

[BallHawk]

Why in the hell would anyone want anyone snipping around in there? That's crazy talk. You act like its crazy but its not. Male birth control will be around very shortly in oral form and shot form.

Thanks, Dr. House.

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Have a couple kids and you'll understand why people go snipping around in there. No one said male birth control wouldn't eventually show up, but the suggestion that a vasectomy is nothing more than a shot in the balls is hilarious. It's elective surgery.

And once you've had a couple kids, you'll understand why some people choose to do it. Depends on how you handle child rearing. Some folks can have 3 or 4 and want more (though now that you can control these things, it doesn't happen very often anymore) but a lot of people think one or two kids is enough for them to handle and don't want to mess with cancer and other risks associated with regular birth control use.

Before you go for yours make sure I tell you about the time my ex had his.

That is a scary proposition because a sex life is so important in a relationship and it is a scary thought to think one jittery hand and that could all be down the tubes!!!

I am assuming they snip the tube connecting the testicles to flood gates. How do you not get wicked blue balls then?

[MJZiggy]

They're cutting the tubes, dude, not the nerves. They pull the tube out, cut it, burn both ends shut and tie it off. It's not a big deal, like a half hour in the doctor's office.

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They're cutting the tubes, dude, not the nerves. They pull the tube out, cut it, burn both ends shut and tie it off. It's not a big deal, like a half hour in the doctor's office.

Right, so you have created an endless sperm cycle. Your testicles should grow and grow and grow. At least it is reversable that way where as killing the testicles and thus the sperm is not.

[MJZiggy]

Did you take ANY anat and phys, biology or science of ANY kind in your education? For gods sakes, I'm gonna let you have a little curiosity and investigate this one yourself instead of just telling you how the body handles these things. Go look it up.

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

[GrnBay007]

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

ewwe!! I don't think most of us care to know that answer.

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Did you take ANY anat and phys, biology or science of ANY kind in your education? For gods sakes, I'm gonna let you have a little curiosity and investigate this one yourself instead of just telling you how the body handles these things. Go look it up.

Now, about that shitter...When do you actually get to shit in it?

so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.

I don't think its unheard of to not know how this works. I took 4 years of science in HS. Astronomy and geology one year, biology the next, chemistry the next, AP chemistry and physics.

My girlfriend, the physicians assistant student and gynocologist worker with a degree in biology, says she would have to look up how the sperm gets out.

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

[Scott Campbell]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot.

We all take turns. Yours just happens to be lasting a little bit longer.

[GrnBay007]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Ahh, don't feel that way. It's not like every educated/intelligent person out there knows everything about medical procedures....why should they if it doesn't concern them and they are not in the medical field. Of course someone that has had the procedure....or a spouse/partner that's had it will know more than the average joe....that's to be expected. Remember what they try to teach kids in school.....no question is a stupid question.

[MJZiggy]

Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.

Ahh, don't feel that way. It's not like every educated/intelligent person out there knows everything about medical procedures....why should they if it doesn't concern them and they are not in the medical field. Of course someone that has had the procedure....or a spouse/partner that's had it will know more than the average joe....that's to be expected. Remember what they try to teach kids in school.....no question is a stupid question.

If he understood your humor, it would help his case a lot.