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Any suggestions on how to sound sick when your not?
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"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley -
There are a couple good ones in there. Like snort water up your nose to have a "stuffed nose" sound. I'd rather stick cotton up my nose.Originally posted by BallHawkComment
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Stare at this picture while calling in and you'll sound sick.
I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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I'm sick already!Comment
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Well, if that didn't do it, take a little syrup of ipecac and you can skip the soup can (how are you supposed to do that fake barf in the company bathroom with a can of soup? Are you supposed to dash in there and whip out your can opener, cause I'm pretty sure the pull tab cans make noise. And what are you supposed to do with the can when you're done? Too many questions)"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg JenningsComment
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And you'd have to be careful choosing the flavor of soup. You don't want the bathroom smelling like clam chowder.Originally posted by MJZiggy"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael FinleyComment
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