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Every chistmas, I always ask my wife what she thinks of roombas or dyson's or whatever the hot vacuum on the market is.
She always gets this disappointed look as if to say "you didn't get me a fucking vacuum cleaner, did you?" and I always respond by sort of smiling like "oh shit, I did".
I never acctually get her a vacuum though. Michelle, if you're reading my post, stop reading because I'm about to give away a suprise I'm going to get you down the road. Wait, no I'm not because if you're reading this you're too nosey to stop.Formerly known as JustinHarrell.
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Says who?Originally posted by MJZiggyCause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.
I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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