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A Frenchman trying to screw with a Canuck,
or. . . Canadian VS French Exports
A Canadian is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the Frenchman, who nevertheless starts up a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?'
Canadian : 'Of course!'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't.
In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Canadians.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??'
Canadian: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
'We don't.
In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the Canadians.'
After a moment of silence, The Canadian then asks:
'Do you have sex in France?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Canadian: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Canadian: 'We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.'
A Smile A Day...Keeps the doctor away!
or. . . Canadian VS French Exports
A Canadian is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the Frenchman, who nevertheless starts up a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?'
Canadian : 'Of course!'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't.
In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Canadians.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??'
Canadian: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
'We don't.
In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the Canadians.'
After a moment of silence, The Canadian then asks:
'Do you have sex in France?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Canadian: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Canadian: 'We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.'
A Smile A Day...Keeps the doctor away!
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