Italian Boy's Confession :-)

[GrnBay007]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation"
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
" My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey
Pagano, and
I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers,
"What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

[Partial]

I don't get it

[GrnBay007]

I don't get it

really?

vacation = suspended from being alter boy

5 good leads = the names the priest guessed as the loose girl.

[Partial]

yeah that went right over my head

[GrnBay007]

yeah that went right over my head

Maybe it's just me....long day. I thought it was cute, but then again I left the house at 8 and got home at 9 tonight.

[Partial]

I hear ya. I think its funny now that I understand it

[hoosier]

Jesus, talk about killing a good joke.

[Deputy Nutz]

Partial probably didn't know what a loose girl is.

[packinpatland]

Partial probably didn't know what a loose girl is.

...........or a confessional

[MadtownPacker]

Partial probably didn't know what a loose girl is.

...........or a confessional

but you can bet he has expierence with priest....

[red]

i liked it

gave me a good idea to find new leads

[Partial]

zing to each and everyone of you

[GrnBay007]

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,

I almost had an affair with another woman.

The priest said, What do you meam almost?

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

[GrnBay007]

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

[GrnBay007]

I wonder if there is some hidden message behind my family sending me jokes about going to confession.

:P