MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

[4and12to12and4]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

She has unmentionables? Oh to hell with it, if the box is rockin' don't come a'knockin'!!!!

By the way, crackhead, we both live in the Chicagoland area, let's go to the boats and pick up chicks without unmentionables, I've got some free time now!!

Tyrone doesn't live in chicagoland. Ty lives in Scottsdale where girls don't even know what unmentionables are...cause they don't wear them and they are dumb.

tyrone does feel your pain. tyrone has been divorced.

Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. She is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with tyrone and you walk tall. Bitches, man.

(apologies to cameron crowe)

WOW!! I hope Hillary isn't readin' this, cuz she would be REALLY offended. And, BTW, my wife isn't a showpony, she's a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is Hillary? And, why would she be offended?

OMG, visit yer closet Toys'R'Us, she's the newest Barbie.

[packinpatland]

4and12to12and4, something tells me that tomorrow you're going to read all this and ........
.......hope you don't have to get up and go to work too early. Maybe you should put the coffee on auto tonight.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Oh My God, I want to twist you like a tootsie pop!!! MJ, love me long time??

This is the most beautiful valentine I've seen in ages. It's got eveything - chocolate, passion, eternity.

[MJZiggy]

Mods, if 4and 12 comes to you in the morning and requests to delete this thread, maybe considering granting his request?

[Iron Mike]

Oh My God, I want to twist you like a tootsie pop!!! MJ, love me long time??

This is the most beautiful valentine I've seen in ages. It's got eveything - chocolate, passion, eternity.

Not to mention trying for multiple hookups:

I just decided that I am in love with Sassy. MJ hates me and referred to me as a little circus boy who hasn't grown pubes. Sassy and I chatted during the Superbowl and I am switching my love ......................... omg, i am so lonely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm actually feeling sorry for the guy.....he must be snoring by now.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Mods, if 4and 12 comes to you in the morning and requests to delete this thread, maybe considering granting his request?

not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!

[SkinBasket]

There are certain benefits to the off-season.

[Kiwon]

Oh My God, I want to twist you like a tootsie pop!!! MJ, love me long time??

This is the most beautiful valentine I've seen in ages. It's got eveything - chocolate, passion, eternity.

Okay, big guy, calm down and keep your hands where we can see them.

[Zool]

Mods, if 4and 12 comes to you in the morning and requests to delete this thread, maybe considering granting his request?

not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!

There's no chance in hell this one gets deleted. It might get stickied......pun intended.

[4and12to12and4]

Mods, if 4and 12 comes to you in the morning and requests to delete this thread, maybe considering granting his request?

not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!

There's no chance in hell this one gets deleted. It might get stickied......pun intended.

OK, nice, so now I'm a friggin party toy. Cool, you know, I started a damn site trying to get everyone to talk to Driver's mom, but NOOOOOO, noone wanted to do that, so I had to resort to trying to git some love from my "packer hoes" and this is what it gets me, moved to the garbage heap and ridiculed. I'll remember this when I invite all ya to my place for sharp cheddar and bisquick, damnit!! OMG, I can't wait for September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MJZiggy]

Oh, I'll be talking to Mrs. Driver...just not while she's in Hawaii.

[GrnBay007]

OMG, I can't wait for September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that when you are planning the wedding? :P

I'm SO excited we may be having a RAT wedding to attend!!!!! lol

Zig, did you answer him yet?

[MJZiggy]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

[4and12to12and4]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.