Tough Love

[Deputy Nutz]

Harlan needs more than a timeout. He needs to be neutered!

Doesn't matter gay people can't create babies, yet. Harlan would probably be the first.

[The Leaper]

This primary is starting to look like it will head us straight for a brokered convention. Tank and his superdelegates will be making the final decision.

[Deputy Nutz]

I voted for ziggy because I like to see people go insane, and if she gets banned I might have her nit me some underwear while she is locked up in the nut house.

[Harlan Huckleby]

locked up in the nutz house? you're kidnapping ziggy and forcing her to knit under garments!? you fiend. This will give 4and12to12and4 a chance to prove his love for ziggy and rescue her.

[Deputy Nutz]

locked up in the nutz house? you're kidnapping ziggy and forcing her to knit under garments!? you fiend. This will give 4and12to12and4 a chance to prove his love for ziggy and rescue her.

Yes it is a test of one's manhood. Everytime you strap a women to a chair it is a test of your manhood. Atleast that is what an old football coach of mine used to say.

[Zool]

locked up in the nutz house? you're kidnapping ziggy and forcing her to knit under garments!? you fiend. This will give 4and12to12and4 a chance to prove his love for ziggy and rescue her.

Yes it is a test of one's manhood. Everytime you strap a women to a chair it is a test of your manhood. Atleast that is what an old football coach of mine used to say.

Where you wearing a dress and wig at the time or was he?

[Deputy Nutz]

locked up in the nutz house? you're kidnapping ziggy and forcing her to knit under garments!? you fiend. This will give 4and12to12and4 a chance to prove his love for ziggy and rescue her.

Yes it is a test of one's manhood. Everytime you strap a women to a chair it is a test of your manhood. Atleast that is what an old football coach of mine used to say.

Where you wearing a dress and wig at the time or was he?

Guy was a bit off he had a thing for poultry, we used to call him Coach "Chicken Fucker" Harris.

[MJZiggy]

Firstly, how the hell am I supposed to knit if I'm strapped to the chair, and secondly, if you need underthings that badly, I'd have to make them to your wife's specifications, which means thong, baby. Nothing like a good wool thong to keep your day interesting!!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Firstly, how the hell am I supposed to knit if I'm strapped to the chair, and secondly, if you need underthings that badly, I'd have to make them to your wife's specifications, which means thong, baby. Nothing like a good wool thong to keep your day interesting!!!

This only enflames my ardor for you.

I have fallen in love with your mind. You are my Beatrice.

[MJZiggy]

Firstly, how the hell am I supposed to knit if I'm strapped to the chair, and secondly, if you need underthings that badly, I'd have to make them to your wife's specifications, which means thong, baby. Nothing like a good wool thong to keep your day interesting!!!

This only enflames my ardor for you.

I have fallen in love with your mind. You are my Beatrice.

The scary part of this is that you are (likely) sober...you find wool thongs enticing?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Firstly, how the hell am I supposed to knit if I'm strapped to the chair, and secondly, if you need underthings that badly, I'd have to make them to your wife's specifications, which means thong, baby. Nothing like a good wool thong to keep your day interesting!!!

This only enflames my ardor for you.

I have fallen in love with your mind. You are my Beatrice.

The scary part of this is that you are (likely) sober...you find wool thongs enticing?

I am sober. I realized that to woo a woman of your stature, i needed to be on top of my game.

I like the way your mind works. It is very SEXY. Smart women with a good sense of humor turn on tyrone.

[RashanGary]

I'll bet her credit line could afford you an extention with your crack habbit too.


As far as wool thongs go, they would collect too much debris.

[MJZiggy]

If that's the biggest problem you can find with a wool thong, you've been wearing too much acrylic and nylon...

[RashanGary]

If that's the biggest problem you can find with a wool thong, you've been wearing too much acrylic and nylon...

Are you trying to say it would be like wearing an itchy package heater that goes up your butt? If so, yes, I did overlook that.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'll bet her credit line could afford you an extention with your crack habbit too.


As far as wool thongs go, they would collect too much debris.

Tyrone brings his own impeccable credit record to the marriage.

Tyrone advises JH, in his continuing studies, to bone up on spelling.