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My darling, my lover, my beautiful mate:
Marrying you screwed up my fate.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part time
(Most romantic first line and least romantic second
line from a newspaper competition)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
Marrying you screwed up my fate.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part time
(Most romantic first line and least romantic second
line from a newspaper competition)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
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