The Shittiest Neighbor Ever.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0118081def1.html?link=eaf

The Crappiest Neighbor Ever
Cops: Wisconsin man let loose on baby clothes, bedding, shoes

JANUARY 18--A Wisconsin man who allegedly defecated on the clothing and shoes of neighbors was charged yesterday with the repulsive, month-long soiling spree. Ronnie Ballard, 19, is facing misdemeanor charges for ruining the items, which were in the laundry room and hallways of a Madison apartment building that is next door to Ballard's residence. According to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court, Ballard defecated on two occasions in a washing machine, ruining a comforter, baby clothing, and other garments. Ballard, pictured in the mug shot at right, is also charged with defecating in the tennis shoes and boots of building residents, who had left the footwear outside their apartment doors. The complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, quotes one resident's reaction when she discovered the ruined sneakers: "He shit in someone's Reebok." The document adds that Felicia Walton, owner of the sneakers, "had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed." As first reported by the Wisconsin State Journal, Ballard was apprehended after a neighbor confronted him in the laundry room and followed him home. At the time of his arrest, Ballard was out on bail on a lewd and lascivious behavior charge from Lincoln County (he is currently being held on $1400 bail at the Dane County lockup). As the Journal's Ed Treleven reported, during a court appearance yesterday, Court Commissioner Todd Meurer "ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets."

[BallHawk]

Somewhere, Najeh Davenport is smiling.

[Kiwon]

What the crap is that guy's problem? Get it? I'm being punny!

He's in deep doo-doo. Oops. There I go again!

I better stop before I get on a roll. :P

[SkinBasket]

http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

This is an old one but a good one that this post reminded me of. Guy documents everything with pictures. It'll make you glad you live next to your own shitty neighbors, well unless they poop in your shoes anyway.

[twoseven]

One of my dogs ate a dollar once, shit it out in the yard. I washed it in the washing machine, dried good as new. Tough and durable material. It's currently circulating Wisconsin in all likelihood. Remember that the next time you handle that one dollar bill you get, that ODB may have taken a funky ride through Fred the Basset Hound.

[SkinBasket]

One of my dogs ate a dollar once, shit it out in the yard. I washed it in the washing machine, dried good as new. Tough and durable material. It's currently circulating Wisconsin in all likelihood. Remember that the next time you handle that one dollar bill you get, that ODB may have taken a funky ride through Fred the Basset Hound.

Thanks. Fucker.

Of course half the dollar bills out there have probably seen worse.

[twoseven]

One of my dogs ate a dollar once, shit it out in the yard. I washed it in the washing machine, dried good as new. Tough and durable material. It's currently circulating Wisconsin in all likelihood. Remember that the next time you handle that one dollar bill you get, that ODB may have taken a funky ride through Fred the Basset Hound.

Thanks. Fucker.

Of course half the dollar bills out there have probably seen worse.

I bet you rubbed your face with it.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Start you mourning with some "shit" coffee.

http://kalyan.livejournal.com/197766.html

http://www.dailynugget.com/2006/06/shit_coffee.php