Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

[Joemailman]

A lot of people will classify Bearman as The Troll, but I think he fits better as English Please.

I'm not sure if we really have a Political Animal since the Romper Room provides an outlet. Shadow has done it a couple of times, but he's no Tex.

A couple of other suggestions for categories:

Mr. Caps Lock

The Professor

[GrnBay007]

A couple of other suggestions for categories:

Mr. Caps Lock

bULLDOG! nO OFFENSE bULLDOG.

[MadtownPacker]

Re: Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

Mr. Bright Side: Can see a ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter that is his team's season. No matter how bleak and how hopeless things are for the local eleven (or nine, or five, or whatever), that happy stick is jammed securely up his ass, and it ain't comin' out for nothin'.

Bretsky

The Jack of All (Unrealistic) Trades: His forte is a never-ending stream of trade proposals that would get him laughed off the screen in his Madden franchise, let alone real life. Go ahead and tell him how absurd his ideas are- he'll just be back with another ridiculous one before the day is through.

Partial

The Conscience of the Board: The self-appointed moral center of the forum, the Conscience exists in a constant state of righteous outrage, always eager to find some ne'er-do-well who deviates from his idea of proper behavior and etiquette. His two favorite words in the English language are "classy" and "classless".

Easiest one, that trick Harlan of course.

Mr. Negative: Jessica Alba could cop his knob, and he'd complain about her not using enough tongue.

Wist

His Problems are Your Problems: It probably isn't the best idea to drag your most intimate skeletons out of the closet and rattle them in front of a group of complete strangers, but he does it with regularity. He's either getting therapy without paying for it, or purposely engaging in self-abasement for a sin the details of which few care to know but probably will know by the time the mods getting around to locking this one.

4&12

The Political Animal: Politics really have no place on a sports message board. But don't tell that to the one who finds a way to loudly embed his viewpoint into pretty much every single post.

Kiwon

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Exactly on target Mad.

I was hoping that "certain" people would recognize their behavior..and perhaps have an epiphany. Probably won't happen...but, a crackhead can dream.

Afterall, what else do i have but my dreams?

[Bretsky]

Re: Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

Mr. Bright Side: Can see a ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter that is his team's season. No matter how bleak and how hopeless things are for the local eleven (or nine, or five, or whatever), that happy stick is jammed securely up his ass, and it ain't comin' out for nothin'.

Bretsky

The Jack of All (Unrealistic) Trades: His forte is a never-ending stream of trade proposals that would get him laughed off the screen in his Madden franchise, let alone real life. Go ahead and tell him how absurd his ideas are- he'll just be back with another ridiculous one before the day is through.

Partial

The Conscience of the Board: The self-appointed moral center of the forum, the Conscience exists in a constant state of righteous outrage, always eager to find some ne'er-do-well who deviates from his idea of proper behavior and etiquette. His two favorite words in the English language are "classy" and "classless".

Easiest one, that trick Harlan of course.

Mr. Negative: Jessica Alba could cop his knob, and he'd complain about her not using enough tongue.

Wist

His Problems are Your Problems: It probably isn't the best idea to drag your most intimate skeletons out of the closet and rattle them in front of a group of complete strangers, but he does it with regularity. He's either getting therapy without paying for it, or purposely engaging in self-abasement for a sin the details of which few care to know but probably will know by the time the mods getting around to locking this one.

4&12

The Political Animal: Politics really have no place on a sports message board. But don't tell that to the one who finds a way to loudly embed his viewpoint into pretty much every single post.

Kiwon

I'd just like to say there is no such thing as an unrealistic trade

[KYPack]

Re: Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

Mr. Bright Side: Can see a ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter that is his team's season. No matter how bleak and how hopeless things are for the local eleven (or nine, or five, or whatever), that happy stick is jammed securely up his ass, and it ain't comin' out for nothin'.

Bretsky

The Jack of All (Unrealistic) Trades: His forte is a never-ending stream of trade proposals that would get him laughed off the screen in his Madden franchise, let alone real life. Go ahead and tell him how absurd his ideas are- he'll just be back with another ridiculous one before the day is through.

Partial

The Conscience of the Board: The self-appointed moral center of the forum, the Conscience exists in a constant state of righteous outrage, always eager to find some ne'er-do-well who deviates from his idea of proper behavior and etiquette. His two favorite words in the English language are "classy" and "classless".

Easiest one, that trick Harlan of course.

Mr. Negative: Jessica Alba could cop his knob, and he'd complain about her not using enough tongue.

Wist

His Problems are Your Problems: It probably isn't the best idea to drag your most intimate skeletons out of the closet and rattle them in front of a group of complete strangers, but he does it with regularity. He's either getting therapy without paying for it, or purposely engaging in self-abasement for a sin the details of which few care to know but probably will know by the time the mods getting around to locking this one.

4&12

The Political Animal: Politics really have no place on a sports message board. But don't tell that to the one who finds a way to loudly embed his viewpoint into pretty much every single post.

Kiwon

I'd just like to say there is no such thing as an unrealistic trade

I was amazed 4&12 made it thru his meltdown without catching a lot more shit from everybody.

We are getting more mature or more apathetic, can't tell which.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Re: Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

Mr. Bright Side: Can see a ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter that is his team's season. No matter how bleak and how hopeless things are for the local eleven (or nine, or five, or whatever), that happy stick is jammed securely up his ass, and it ain't comin' out for nothin'.

Bretsky

What?

[Bretsky]

Re: Who are you - a dissection of packer rats posters

Mr. Bright Side: Can see a ray of sunshine in the nuclear winter that is his team's season. No matter how bleak and how hopeless things are for the local eleven (or nine, or five, or whatever), that happy stick is jammed securely up his ass, and it ain't comin' out for nothin'.

Bretsky

What?

Optimistic realist I am

[MJZiggy]

Did someone administer some sort of brain altering drug to you to make you forget the entire last offseason? Remember all the lowered expectations, the declarations of the impossibility of a winning season? The times you you were more concerned with TT than with lesbians?

[Bretsky]

Did someone administer some sort of brain altering drug to you to make you forget the entire last offseason? Remember all the lowered expectations, the declarations of the impossibility of a winning season? The times you you were more concerned with TT than with lesbians?

To be fair my formal prediction was 8-8
Was I really more concered with TT's hibernation than lesbians

WELL NOT THIS OFFSEASON. BRING THEM ALL ON


BOOYAAA

[MJZiggy]

To be fair my formal prediction was 8-8
Was I really more concered with TT's hibernation than lesbians

Yes. If you want the evidence presented to you, pm me and I'll explain. But I don't think you REALLY need that explanation, now do you?

[Bretsky]

To be fair my formal prediction was 8-8
Was I really more concered with TT's hibernation than lesbians

Yes. If you want the evidence presented to you, pm me and I'll explain. But I don't think you REALLY need that explanation, now do you?

Well this year I'll commit to glorifying the gals that love other gals
much more. Hail to you Zig

[Little Whiskey]

how about "dude that has a sweet avatar that nobody can figure out" or "dude that post nascar in a packer forum"

Little Whiskey

[MJZiggy]

I understand your avatar...

[Little Whiskey]

guess i can cross that one off. now i only belong to one group......wait i haven't posted much about nascar this year either. I'm a poster without a home