Never Back Down

[Deputy Nutz]

Ok Fuckwad, what do you consider real fighting? Enlighten me.

[the_idle_threat]

OK, you cum-drenched gutter whore, I'll enlighten you. But is the name-calling really necessary?

Real fighting is fighting for real stakes---life or death. When life is on the line, there are no rules---you are trying to injure ot kill your opponent. Real fighting is something people should rationally avoid.

Real fighting is not some bullshit entertainment spectacle (calling itself a "sport") for guys with too much time on their hands who seem to think they need to prove how tough they are.

Ergo, MMA is not real fighting.

[Deputy Nutz]

OK, you cum-drenched gutter whore, I'll enlighten you. But is the name-calling really necessary?

Real fighting is fighting for real stakes---life or death. When life is on the line, there are no rules---you are trying to injure ot kill your opponent. Real fighting is something people should rationally avoid.

Real fighting is not some bullshit entertainment spectacle (calling itself a "sport") for guys with too much time on their hands who seem to think they need to prove how tough they are.

Ergo, MMA is not real fighting.

Where can I see this fight to the death? So I suppose that you don't consider boxing fighting, gee I would hope not.

I will agree with you that most consider the sport of MMA a competition, but like my daddy always told me, "if someone punches you in the face, you're in a fight."

So what did you call the altercations in the parking lot? I tell you what I got into my share of fights back in the day, and the only word I had for them was "Fights". I don't remember literally trying to kill someone.

But anyways thanks for the laugh.

[the_idle_threat]

You're welcome :P What can we do if not laugh?

You're right, btw---I have no higher opinion of boxing. But who cares what I think? Diversity makes the world go 'round.

[SkinBasket]

Cuz that's what trolling is. Defending a viewpoint against all reason. Which makes you the troll here, actually, because all I said was MMA often looks like two guys trying to rape each other, and that it's not real fighting. Both of those statements are undeniably true, as shown in my post above. Your response is to ignore all evidence and continue stating that I'm ignorant. It's like talking to a flat-earther.

I guess we have different ideas of what trolling is then. In my flat world, your troll would only be successful if you had forced me to engage you in an emotionally driven response to your moronic claims. I simply called you a fool and a closet homo.

I'm also confused why you would expect me to offer "evidence" against your position when you've already admitted you will ignore "all reason."

I think the problem here is that your idea of trolling is just as confused and poorly executed as your position on MMA and that you've misinterpreted my responses as having some kind of emotional or intellectual investment in what you think.

I guess the only reasonable question I would still have is what do you consider "sport" since you've made it clear you don't believe MMA is a sport, but only a "bullshit entertainment spectacle" masquerading as sport?

[MadtownPacker]

I dont consider MMA a sport. Just two dudes kicking the shit out of each other but yes skill is involved. Not sure if that makes it a sport. I think Idle just doesn't have a taste for bloody violence. I agree with him if that is what he is trying to say.

I wonder if Nutz and Skin get together and have grappling matches? I would PPV fees to see something that sweaty. I heard Skin has this mouth-to-balls move that will bring any man to his knees.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'd say that Extreme Fighting (I refuse to call it MMA) is as much of a sport as the roman gladiators. The only difference is that the gladiators drew a mixed crowd, Extreme Fighting so far seems to appeal to males under 40.

[MadtownPacker]

I'd say that Extreme Fighting (I refuse to call it MMA) is as much of a sport as the roman gladiators. The only difference is that the gladiators drew a mixed crowd, Extreme Fighting so far seems to appeal to males under 40.

I wouldn't call the Roman Gladiators a sport either. It would have been bad then a mfer to go to that though. The dudes where killing each other, fucking not holding back. If MMA was like that I would watch it. But all it is is a really good fight.

[Zool]

They should add lions into MMA.

I refuse to call anything extreme ever again. Has there been a catchphrase more overused than that one?

And if I hear that fucking Blur song one more time, I'm going to hunt them down.

[SkinBasket]

I wonder if Nutz and Skin get together and have grappling matches? I would PPV fees to see something that sweaty.

How much you talking?

[Partial]

I'd say that Extreme Fighting (I refuse to call it MMA) is as much of a sport as the roman gladiators. The only difference is that the gladiators drew a mixed crowd, Extreme Fighting so far seems to appeal to males under 40.

[Partial]

It's a sport.

[K-town]

Now I have a very old Blu Steel song running around in my head.
Thanks alot, guys.