Sick Observations

[Jimx29]

I like to stink palm the door knobs, shake hands with people with ass juice all over them. Sometimes I will get a some nice snot in my hand and give some one a hearty pat on the back.

I do something similar. It's called "snarffing"
You get your hand all juiced up with nut sweat and then shake hands with whoever

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After 47 years, i've gotten so I never piss all over my hands.
I'm very proud of myself.

My body also has this amazing built in mechanism that allows me to touch ordinary everyday germs like dirty bathroom doorhandles, shake other peoples hands, use other peoples keyboards and the such, and it fights off those germs I receive from such contact and I hardly ever get sick.
On the other hand, I have a friend who constantly washes everything in site.....uses purell, antibacterial everything.....paper towel on the door handle....the whole nine yards, and he (and his poor kids) have sniffles ALL THE TIME......his body is so pussified it can't even live outside his germ free house

[retailguy]

Re: Sick Observations

95% percent of the dudes where I work don't wash their hands after they've done their business in the men's room. Just plain SICK.

tyler

Your analysis ignores the percentage that understand the bathroom is dirtier than their hands.....

I don't see the point in "washing" when the last time the bathroom was cleaned Ronald Reagan was still President.

You also ignore the people who don't wash and use an anti-bacterial cleaner when they get back to their office. (ME, ME, MEEEEE....)

Hell, I can't believe I responded to this....

[Deputy Nutz]

Come on retail, your better than that.

[GrnBay007]

Gawd, I HATE public restrooms!!!!! It NEVER fails your kid has to go to the bathroom as soon as you get to a store. ugh. Obviously we had public restroom skills 101 class beat to death!! The worst..........when your son feels he's too old to go in the women's restroom with you and you have to let him go by himself. ie Lambeau stadium 2004. Damn, I stood outside the exit and kept an eye on my watch. Guys coming out probably thought I was nutts.

[MJZiggy]

No, I find myself standing outside restroom doors a LOT. Airport anyone? We had to have that conversation about no one comes within 3 feet of you EVER! Do not speak to anyone and if you're not out in 3 minutes, I'm coming in there!! I'd have been happier if he'd had to go on the plane.

[GBRulz]

I'd say 95% of women 70 and older don't believe in washing their hands after they use the bathroom either.

[GrnBay007]

No, I find myself standing outside restroom doors a LOT. Airport anyone? We had to have that conversation about no one comes within 3 feet of you EVER! Do not speak to anyone and if you're not out in 3 minutes, I'm coming in there!! I'd have been happier if he'd had to go on the plane.

Sucks, doesn't it zig? when you have to let your son go to into the men's restroom alone, the last thing you are really thinking about is whether he's washing his hands........those nice little sanitary wipes will do just fine until you can get him to real soap.........AS LONG AS HE MAKES IT OUT OF THERE SAFE!! Really sad we live in a world we have to stress about this kind of stuff.

[MJZiggy]

I really worry about him in there--fortunately he's going through that modesty thing right now so he's not showing anything to anybody. I hope it lasts until he learns to give a proper "hey, what are YOU looking at???" For now, though I don't have to wonder whether he's washed or not as he's not particularly good at the drying part...

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Not washing your hands after a taking a dump is definitely unhygienic.

However, their is nothing unhygienic about urine. It is virtually sterile. Infact, if you ever have to have your urine examined, they caution about letting germs from your hands or penis contaminate the specimen. Urine is regarded as sterile enough, and antiseptic enough to be used in cleaning wounds (in the absence of more conventional agents).

Can't speak about women, but the penis is no germier than other parts of your body.

So, while the thought of it may gross you out, I GUARANTEE there are more baddies on your computer keyboard and desk.

[esoxx]

Yah, urine doesn't scare me much...my defense work is predicated on the fecal stained door handle leading out of the restroom. I'd just as soon not grab a handful of crap on the way out. You others can get your crap on, I'll pass.

I guess the main point in all this is it's simple manners to wash after using the bathroom. It probably wouldn't kill me either to slouch at dinner with my elbows on the table, chewing with my mouth open, but I'd just as soon have a small semblance of decorum.

[Deputy Nutz]

I know for certain that Murphy will insert the door knob of the men's room in his ass. He backs right into it. Sick fucker doesn't even wipe his ass first.

[Patler]

I always wash my hands (yes, using soap too) and then use a paper towel to grasp the door handle on the way out, chucking it as I open the door. I'm not sure the point in washing your hands and then grasping a urine/fecal stained door handle, so I always follow my own routine described above.

I really hate to feed you paranoia, but:

When you go into a stall, do you grab the inside handle to latch the door, the same handle the guy before grabbed after he was done and before he washed his hands? Do you use those same hands to unhook your belt, drop your pants, lift your pants, tuck you shirt and hitch your belt? Do you ever touch those articles of clothing after you leave the restroom?

[Deputy Nutz]

No we're talking about the stall latch, wow. Hell I wipe my ass with a piece of toliet paper, and then I wipe the paper right on the latch, you poor fuckers.

[GrnBay007]

No we're talking about the stall latch, wow. Hell I wipe my ass with a piece of toliet paper, and then I wipe the paper right on the latch, you poor fuckers.

just wait till your kids are out of diapers and using public restrooms Nutz....

[esoxx]

I always wash my hands (yes, using soap too) and then use a paper towel to grasp the door handle on the way out, chucking it as I open the door. I'm not sure the point in washing your hands and then grasping a urine/fecal stained door handle, so I always follow my own routine described above.

I really hate to feed you paranoia, but:

When you go into a stall, do you grab the inside handle to latch the door, the same handle the guy before grabbed after he was done and before he washed his hands? Do you use those same hands to unhook your belt, drop your pants, lift your pants, tuck you shirt and hitch your belt? Do you ever touch those articles of clothing after you leave the restr
oom?

I only use public restroom's for urination so not applicable.