Gilligan's Mary Ann caught with dope

[Harlan Huckleby]

I can't believe Mary Ann is 69.

I don't know, not a bad position to be in.

[The Leaper]

I'm going with Lovie...she's got the coin to be my sugar momma. I also don't think either Ginger or Mary Ann was really that hot.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm going with Lovie...she's got the coin to be my sugar momma. I also don't think either Ginger or Mary Ann was really that hot.

So nice to have you out of the closet.

[The Leaper]

So nice to have you out of the closet.

Are you looking for some action, Senator Craig?

Tap your foot 4 times in future...it works better.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

So nice to have you out of the closet.

Are you looking for some action, Senator Craig?

Tap your foot 4 times in future...it works better.

Ty was applauding you for finally getting out of the closet.

No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie. Screams David Guest.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Mary Ann. She'd be way more fun in the sack than that stuck up Ginger.

[The Leaper]

No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.

Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.

So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.

I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.

Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.

So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.

I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.

The fact that you are making excuses for not boinking the two tells me all i need to know.

Real men don't care about their faces and if you can't make mary ann nasty then that is your problem, not hers. BTW, you do realize you are on a desert island?

Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!

[Harlan Huckleby]

hah! There is a funny R.E.M. song about "the sad professor." Michael Stipe, who is gay, had a thing for the slim-hipped professor. Maybe Leaper understands where Stipe is coming from.

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No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.

Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.

So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.

I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.

The fact that you are making excuses for not boinking the two tells me all i need to know.

Real men don't care about their faces and if you can't make mary ann nasty then that is your problem, not hers. BTW, you do realize you are on a desert island?

Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!

2 hot girls on the island, one fat idiot, one skinny idiot, an old married guy, and the prof.

unless the professor is a real pimp, your chances are pretty good of nailing the other one at some point. or at least getting some sloppy seconds

they had booze on the island right?

[The Leaper]

Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!

You clearly are an expert in this regard, so I will defer to your expertise. I must be gay. Ty said so...and he's on crack.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!

You clearly are an expert in this regard, so I will defer to your expertise. I must be gay. Ty said so...and he's on crack.

Leaper,

You are on a deserted desert isle..and you have two reasonably attractive, sexually viable women and YOU CHOSE LOVIE!

It isn't tyrone that would think you were gay..most of america.

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Just accept it.