Misheard lyrics

[Iron Mike]

Alright, spend an hour or so laughing at other people's interpretations of Beatles songs:

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/

Then 'fess up and post your OWN misheard lyrics!!!!

I'll admit it--I heard these lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/son...utonight.shtml as "I'm not talkin' 'bout my linen"!!!!!!!!

[Iron Mike]

Chumbawumba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get No Doubt,
but I'm an opera fan
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down,
but I get up again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Partial]

excuse me while I kiss the sky

[Homer Jay]

Yeah, the bathrooms on the right. Yeah, the bad moon's on the rise.

[Guiness]

excuse me while I kiss the sky

'scuse me while I kiss this guy

I can't listen to that song any more.

[GBRulz]

Another song that has common mishead lyrics...especially when i used to sing this as a kid...

An old Kenny Rogers song, says "4 hungry children and a crop in the field" I thought it said "four hundred children and a crop in the field"

Never understood why there were so many damn kids in that field....

[GBRulz]

OMG, some of those on that list are hilarious.

Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a poptart
Original Lyrics:
Blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top
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ok, I admit... I was mistaken in some of the lyrics from "beat it".

[Joemailman]

O' Tannenbaum, O' Tannenbaum

Oh Atom Bomb, Oh Atom Bomb

[red]

the classic

wrapped up like a doushe

i know what they are suppose to be saying, but i swer to god they're saying it wrong

[MJZiggy]

This one too.

[Joemailman]

From when I was a kid:

76 Trombones:

76 Trombones led the big parade.

76 strong bones led the big parade.

[GBRulz]

speaking of when I was a kid.....

"Olive, the other reindeer"

[sheepshead]

excuse me while I kiss the sky

or my interpretation:

'xcuse me while I puke and die. whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa

[MadScientist]

She's got electric boobs, and parts that move.
(She's got electric boots, a mohair suit)

[MJZiggy]

All of Louie Louie. I've never figured them out.