Ronald Weinland

[mraynrand]

Large Hadron Collider to Go Online This Week Despite Death Threats

Professor Cox, typically sedate, adds irritatingly, "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a t---. "

How dare he call me a t---!

BTW, what is a t---?

[Freak Out]

The most likely worst-case scenario is that the collider will create a rift in space time throwing Dr. McCoy back into pre-WWII depression era United States, where he will allow the Nazis to prevail by saving a soup kitchen pacifist from dying in a street accident.

Spock and Kirk will be dispatched to the past to fix everything, so no worries. But Kirk will be scarred for life.

Joan Collins....was that "All our yesterdays"?