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    Usually neighbors check out each other's wives.......

    "Hey, that sure is a fine looking picnic table you've got there.."

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    Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

    Friday , March 28, 2008

    Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

    Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

    Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

    "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

    Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

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    I'm now waiting for Harv's obligatory "like you've never eyeballed your neighbors new wicker furniture and thought - oh baby......."

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    • #3
      Better than having sex with a dead deer carcase on the side of the road.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
        Better than having sex with a dead deer carcase on the side of the road.
        How do you know?
        I can't run no more
        With that lawless crowd
        While the killers in high places
        Say their prayers out loud
        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
        A thundercloud
        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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        • #5
          Is the table gonna press charges? How do we know it didn't consent? Oh, I get it, the table was underage.
          What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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          • #6
            Re: ???

            Originally posted by Kiwon

            Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
            His poor kids... to have to go through this humiliation!!

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            • #7
              like you've never eyeballed your neighbors new wicker furniture and thought - oh baby.......
              "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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