A new day

[SkinBasket]

Today is a new day. I'm going to dominate myself today. Who's with me?

[Zool]

I'm always losing that thing in one orifice or another.

[packinpatland]

In Sienfeld terms..will today be the day "you are Master of your Domain"?

[SkinBasket]

I'm an athlete now, so I need athlete fuel. Last night I consumed a large french fry, two double cheeseburgers, and a regular cheeseburger they dropped in the bag on accident. Then I ate popcorn. And a cadbury egg. And a bottle of 14.5% wine - minus the half glass I spilled on my own crotch during the Tudors. And a few Pringles. Oh, and a baby carrot for the Vitamin A.

Then I took a big dump this morning.

Evidence that even while I sleep, my temple is always at work.

[SkinBasket]

It is a new day. A new day of hope, my poorly shaven brethren. Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.

[Harlan Huckleby]

You're going to be dipping in the Haagen Daz later today. Do it now, then you have the whole rest of the day to be a new day.

[SkinBasket]

Listen man, the Black Mage does not get his GP by not killing people.

[the_idle_threat]

I found the banana but I don't think I'm gonna eat it now.

[Zool]

White mage sucked.

[SkinBasket]

White mage sucked.

White mage casts Level 2 Mute!


Zool Defeated.

[Freak Out]

It is a new day. A new day of hope, my poorly shaven brethren. Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.

He does need a better vid card....

[Zool]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080328135738.htm

Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?

[SkinBasket]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0328135738.htm

Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?

What the mother fuck? If I had a vagina, I would rather have a little scar on my lower stomach than my "doctor" yank my guts out through my silk tunnel. What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?

[BallHawk]

What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?

Giggles.

[SkinBasket]

Re: A new day

I'm going to dominate myself today.

Apparently I'm fighting back. I just realized these running pants I've been wearing the last couple hours are on backwards. I'm going to fuck me up for that one. But after I eat.