My Beard

[Deputy Nutz]

I am lazy, and I forgot to bring my beard trimmer over vacation. Now I have a beard, do I want it? Not especially, am I too lazy to shave it without reason? probably.

This is gotta be a better pole than Harlan's felons poll, although I heard he likes Jailhouse sex, or he is showing sympathy to his good friend Madtownpacker.

[Harlan Huckleby]

a "beard" is a woman friend that you take-home to mom & dad so they think you aren't gay. I guess they are called a "beard" because it makes you seem more masculine to have a girlfriend.

I think you should keep your beard.

[Partial]

Well, is it thick enough to look decent?

Also, does it itch? Those should be the two primary factors imo.

[Deputy Nutz]

Well, is it thick enough to look decent?

Also, does it itch? Those should be the two primary factors imo.

Good points in all regards, does it itch, past the itching stage. Does it look decent, don't know who do I really have to impress? But to answer your question, my facial hair is finally thick enough anf goes all the way up to my burns. I mean it is no beard like Jack's from Lost, but oh well.

[Freak Out]

Go full on sasquatch with it for a bit and see how the spouse reacts. Could open up some savage sexual feeling in her.

[Deputy Nutz]

Go full on sasquatch with it for a bit and see how the spouse reacts. Could open up some savage sexual feeling in her.

She doesn't like it, but she won't comment on it, since then I'll comment on her fashion and appearance.

[Freak Out]

Go full on sasquatch with it for a bit and see how the spouse reacts. Could open up some savage sexual feeling in her.

She doesn't like it, but she won't comment on it, since then I'll comment on her fashion and appearance.

Shave the fucker off then. Better to have a happy spouse.

[SkinBasket]

Go full on sasquatch with it for a bit and see how the spouse reacts. Could open up some savage sexual feeling in her.

She doesn't like it, but she won't comment on it, since then I'll comment on her fashion and appearance.

Most women claim they don't like facial hair. But remember that women lionize with actions what they belittle with words.

I thought you looked rather dashing. I would have told you if you looked like a dick.

[Deputy Nutz]

Go full on sasquatch with it for a bit and see how the spouse reacts. Could open up some savage sexual feeling in her.

She doesn't like it, but she won't comment on it, since then I'll comment on her fashion and appearance.

Most women claim they don't like facial hair. But remember that women lionize with actions what they belittle with words.

I thought you looked rather dashing. I would have told you if you looked like a dick.

My nose isn't big enough.

[HarveyWallbangers]

I went Grizzly Adams for the past several weeks. Keep it for awhile. I finally shaved today.

Deep down, the wife will like it for a little while. It's different. In a couple of weeks, she'll get bored with it and let you know it's time to shave.

[SkinBasket]

Deep down, the wife will like it for a little while. It's different. In a couple of weeks, she'll get bored with it and let you know it's time to shave.

Then it's time to break out the pig mask, leather thong, and whip again.

[GoPackGo]

I've got the Jack from lost beard right now, but I'm going to let it go grizzly. my vote is you should do the same until you can't stand it anymore

[Partial]

Chicks dig the stubble. Until the time comes that they're all up in your face. Then they don't appreciate the sandpaper face nearly as much

[twoseven]

I had a pretty thick one going all winter, shaved the day Favre retired. Going with the combination foo-man chu on top of the week old stubble look now.

[Scott Campbell]

a "beard" is a woman friend that you take-home to mom & dad so they think you aren't gay.

...................this toe tapping tidbit was brought to you be Harlan, and his handbook on gay etiquette.