Your 1st Kiss...

[RashanGary]

I was in 7th grade. 13 I think. It was on the bus ride home. I really liked the girl, Amy was her name. She was short, small, had shorter blond hair and was pretty darn cute.

I didn't plan it. I didn't know it was coming. When I said goodbye to her, like I usually do before she got off the bus, she leaned over and put her lips to mine. Her mouth was warm and I felt her tongue touch mine. Just about everything she did was completely unexpected. I don't think anything has ever felt so warm and soft. I was stunned. It felt good (obviously). I couldn't even move. She probably thought I didn't like it or something because I couldn't say anything. I think it took me the rest of the way home to even realize what happened.

A couple weeks later a different girl got kicked out of chorus and told to sit in the auditorium. I decided to keep her company. She must have been sexually abused because she mistook my kindness for some sort of sexual signal. She put my hand in her pants. Again, I was 13. I didn't now what the hell to do there or what the hell was happening. Did I like it? Sure. Did she think I was an idiot for just sitting there in shock? probably.

Oh the good old times. The kiss was sort of innocent, but just about every 1st after that was just unusual.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I was 8. My parents were gone. I was home studying.

Then, a knock a the door. I opened it. Two stunningly beautiful twins were there. It was raining and there car had broken down.

I invited them in. I suavely suggested that they should get out of their dripping wet clothes. Well, the rest you've read in my many letters to the penthouse forum.

All true.

[RashanGary]

How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

I was 8. My parents were gone. I was home studying.

Then, a knock a the door. I opened it. Two stunningly beautiful twins were there. It was raining and there car had broken down.

I invited them in. I suavely suggested that they should get out of their dripping wet clothes. Well, the rest you've read in my many letters to the penthouse forum.

All true.

[RashanGary]

I was 23. I made a 15 year old give me one. It was great.

[texaspackerbacker]

hope you used a condom

You kiss with a condom on? I'd ask where you put it, but that is already more than I needed to know.

Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I was 23. I made a 15 year old give me one. It was great.

What was his name?

[RashanGary]

Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

I was already on there. I'm out of prison now. I was that guy with the bottle of wine and container of strawberries. They asked me what I was doing and I told them very calmly "nothing, nothing, I'm visiting a friend". They asked me her age and I said "20 I think, 20". They showed me a chat transcript and dumped my bag out on the ground. I ran, but they knew where I lived. I was in prision the last three years.

I was fired from my job. I really can't get a job anywhere. My teeth are pretty bad because I can't afford a dentist. Soon I'm going to be homeless.

How about you guys though, How is evertthing in your perfect lives?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

I was already on there. I'm out of prison now. I was that guy with the bottle of wine and container of strawberries. They asked me what I was doing and I told them very calmly "nothing, nothing, I'm visiting a friend". They asked me her age and I said "20 I think, 20". They showed me a chat transcript and dumped my bag out on the ground. I ran, but they knew where I lived. I was in prision the last three years.

I was fired from my job. I really can't get a job anywhere. My teeth are pretty bad because I can't afford a dentist. Soon I'm going to be homeless.

How about you guys though, How is evertthing in your perfect lives?

ROFLMAO!!

[GoPackGo]

How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

I was 14. It happened behind a garage. A 15 year old girl dropped to her knees and she swallowed it! yeah

[Charles Woodson]

12 here for me, damn that was only 4 years ago, BJ was last year at 15, and damn i cant really even describe how great that was

[BallHawk]

12 here for me, damn that was only 4 years ago, BJ was last year at 15, and damn i cant really even describe how great that was

I believe there was only one question posed to the panel, not two.

[BallHawk]

The 40-year old virgin option was just too tempting for me.....

[MJZiggy]

No, someone actually brought it up.

[RashanGary]

No, someone actually brought it up.

Well, someone was drunk - and you don't have to be so snotty about it