"A tradition unlike any other...."

[FavreChild]

"The Masters."

Anyone care? Who are you rooting for?

[oregonpackfan]

Gotta go with Tiger Woods!

[Bretsky]

I'd root for snow

[RashanGary]

Go Lefty

[FavreChild]

I like Lefty, also.

And the Wisconsinites, Stricker and Kelly.

Also anyone fat.

Or anyone who smokes on the course and/or on camera.

Or anyone whose name is fun to pronounce in the snotty, British accent - like "Ben Cuuuur-tis."

[FavreChild]

Or basically anyone but Tiger.

Tiger winning is completely boring to me, although it would probably be good for golf, since they are hyping Tiger's quest for the Grand Slam.



I know a lot of people don't like golf, but the unintentional comedy factor is off the charts.

[BallHawk]

Tiger.

[red]

woods

although i hate the coverage every year of the masters

its too cheesy, like its just targeting 90 year olds

they all speak in soft words, even more so then usual. and they spend more time talking about the tradition and showing shots of the flowers and the trees then they actually show the golfing aspect.

and i hate the god damn stupid music they always have to play

[FavreChild]

Yes, but that's exactly what makes "The Masters" so great. There are endless opportunities to make fun of "the tradition."

There is plenty of room for "mocking, mocking, mocking," as Babu would say on Seinfeld.

[RashanGary]

FC,

It was a guilty pleasure to watch Angel Cabrera round the 18th pulling an a heater and beating Tiger in his tight red muscle shirt.

[FavreChild]

Ya got dat right!

[BallHawk]

British Open is the best event in golf, without a doubt, IMO.

[Iron Mike]

Carl Spackler

[Joemailman]

Will these guys be there?

[Iron Mike]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.