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    Guy beats his dog to death with a bat because it was sick. Gets jail time.

    Real smart, save 60 bucks hit dog with aluminum bat several times. Jackass.

  • #2
    He's gonna have the equivalent of a baseball bat in his you-know-where from his new boyfriend any day now!
    Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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    • #3
      I was hoping this was another thread about Harlan. Oh well.
      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      • #4
        Reminds me of the crazy cat lady from the Twin Cities:
        The Bottom Line:
        Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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        • #5
          Dude looks fucked up in that photo.
          C.H.U.D.

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          • #6
            I'm not gonna read the article. How did he get caught???
            70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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            • #7
              I believe the guy's story, he's just stupid. when you associate with all smart people like we have in this forum, its easy to forget that there are some real morons out there.

              the scariest part is the guy looks like Aaron Rodgers.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                I believe the guy's story, he's just stupid. when you associate with all smart people like we have in this forum, its easy to forget that there are some real morons out there.

                the scariest part is the guy looks like Aaron Rodgers.
                After 3 months of meth?
                "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BallHawk
                  Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                  I believe the guy's story, he's just stupid. when you associate with all smart people like we have in this forum, its easy to forget that there are some real morons out there.

                  the scariest part is the guy looks like Aaron Rodgers.
                  After 3 months of meth?
                  after 1 month of bad guard play

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                    Originally posted by BallHawk
                    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                    I believe the guy's story, he's just stupid. when you associate with all smart people like we have in this forum, its easy to forget that there are some real morons out there.

                    the scariest part is the guy looks like Aaron Rodgers.
                    After 3 months of meth?
                    after 1 month of bad guard play
                    Very nice, Harlan.
                    "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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                    • #11
                      I agree, HH. It was stupid, but if you've never tried to kill anythign with a baseball bat you might not realize it takes more than one shot. We hear all of these crazy stories about someone being killed with a baseball to the head or a golf ball, but what they forget to tell you is those shots were perfect. Usually the head is pretty durable and you can pound the shit out of someone before they die.

                      Now he knows, if you want to kill the animal you love bring it to the vet and have it put down. Common sense? A little, but I can see why he might think he could have just finish the thing off with one shot to the head.
                      Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JustinHarrell
                        if you've never tried to kill anythign with a baseball bat you might not realize it takes more than one shot

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JustinHarrell
                          Usually the head is pretty durable and you can pound the shit out of someone before they die.
                          I can't run no more
                          With that lawless crowd
                          While the killers in high places
                          Say their prayers out loud
                          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                          A thundercloud
                          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JustinHarrell
                            I agree, HH. It was stupid, but if you've never tried to kill anythign with a baseball bat you might not realize it takes more than one shot. We hear all of these crazy stories about someone being killed with a baseball to the head or a golf ball, but what they forget to tell you is those shots were perfect. Usually the head is pretty durable and you can pound the shit out of someone before they die.

                            Now he knows, if you want to kill the animal you love bring it to the vet and have it put down. Common sense? A little, but I can see why he might think he could have just finish the thing off with one shot to the head.
                            He would have been better off paying the 60 bucks and taking to a vet, but if you wanted to kill your dog by yourself, a .22 to the head is about the easiest way to do it.

                            If he wanted to use a blunt instrument, he should have used a 16 pound sledge.

                            funny story, My buddy took me along to his uncles farm to do a little bow hunting and we showed up we saw his cousin sitting on the porch with a shotgun. He was pretty upset, he told us he was trying to shoot his dog. His dog had cancer and was suffering, and he thought he could just pop it like Old Yeller. Well he took a shot at it, but he pulled off at the last second. He missed and the dog wouldn't go near him for him to get a shot. He was so upset he didn't even want to shoot it again. He asked my buddy if he could do it, he couldn't. So I took charge, I took the shotgun, but the damn thing hid underneath his uncles pick up truck, I took aim but luckily my buddy started freaking saying I couldn't shoot at the truck. Well none of us had the heart to drag the dog from under the truck to its death. He took it to the vet the next day.

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                            • #15
                              Nothing worse than a dog gone feral and I've shot a few of those in Kodiak. My father and I were hunting Blacktail and came across a pack of strays that were chasing deer....some mutts but one German shepherd and a fucking standard poodle. Blasted them all.
                              C.H.U.D.

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