Vagina Monologues

[Harlan Huckleby]

I was thinking we might start a thread just like that big city play, where we share stories or feelings about our vaginas. Who wants to start?

[Deputy Nutz]

My Vagina has a first name, it's H-A-R-L-A-N
My Vagina has a second name, it's H-U-C-K_L-E-B-Y
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"'Cause Harlan Huckleby has a way with V-A-G-I-N-A."

[Harlan Huckleby]

But something smells a little fishy. A vagina named Harlan? That can't be right.

[Freak Out]

But something smells a little fishy. A vagina named Harlan? That can't be right.

There are three things that smell like fish.