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  • Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

    According to an Associated Press release, Wisconsin leads the country in reports of drivers driving under the influence in the past year. In fact, the Upper Midwest has the worst drunken driving rates in the country.

    Utah was the lowest.

    Here are the rates of drivers who report driving under the influence in the past year:

    Wisconsin 26.4%
    North Dakota 24.9%
    Minnesota 23.5%
    Nebraska 22.9%
    South Dakota 21.6%

    Pacific Northwest
    Oregon 15.9%
    Washington 13.8%

    Utah less than 10%

    Any theories why the Upper Midwest ranks so high?

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    Nothing much else to do in the winter?

    Could just be that we're way more honest than other parts of the country.
    Originally posted by 3irty1
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    • #3
      Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

      Originally posted by oregonpackfan
      Utah was the lowest.

      I'm so ashamed.

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      • #4
        Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

        Originally posted by oregonpackfan
        Any theories why the Upper Midwest ranks so high?

        Grey skies. Crappy weather. Festivals. Tradition.

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        • #5
          Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

          Originally posted by oregonpackfan
          Any theories why the Upper Midwest ranks so high?

          Rich German ancestry, which is why Milwaukee is the beer capitol of America and also why we rate highest in terms of drunk driving. What can I say... us Germans love to drink.


          As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
          Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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          • #6
            Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

            Originally posted by oregonpackfan
            According to an Associated Press release, Wisconsin leads the country in reports of drivers driving under the influence in the past year. In fact, the Upper Midwest has the worst drunken driving rates in the country.

            Utah was the lowest.

            Here are the rates of drivers who report driving under the influence in the past year:

            Wisconsin 26.4%
            North Dakota 24.9%
            Minnesota 23.5%
            Nebraska 22.9%
            South Dakota 21.6%

            Pacific Northwest
            Oregon 15.9%
            Washington 13.8%

            Utah less than 10%

            Any theories why the Upper Midwest ranks so high?

            And your point is??????


            Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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            • #7
              Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

              Originally posted by oregonpackfan
              Any theories why the Upper Midwest ranks so high?
              We're more honest?

              North Dakota should be tops. There's nothing to hit--even if you are drunk.
              "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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              • #8
                whoooooohoooooo

                upper midwest RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                i need a drink

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                • #9
                  Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                  Originally posted by Gunakor
                  As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                  The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                  My signature has NUDITY in it...whatcha gonna do?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                    Originally posted by The Leaper
                    Originally posted by Gunakor
                    As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                    The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                    thats a flat out lie

                    we take pride in knowing we're drunk all the time

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                    • #11
                      Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                      Originally posted by red
                      Originally posted by The Leaper
                      Originally posted by Gunakor
                      As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                      The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                      thats a flat you lie

                      we take pride in knowing we're drunk all the time
                      I had no idea I've been drunk for years. Prolly cause I've been drunk.
                      Originally posted by 3irty1
                      This is museum quality stupidity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                        Originally posted by red
                        Originally posted by The Leaper
                        Originally posted by Gunakor
                        As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                        The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                        thats a flat out lie

                        we take pride in knowing we're drunk all the time

                        Are Lucky Charms imported from Ireland?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                          Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                          Originally posted by red
                          Originally posted by The Leaper
                          Originally posted by Gunakor
                          As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                          The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                          thats a flat out lie

                          we take pride in knowing we're drunk all the time

                          Are Lucky Charms imported from Ireland?
                          no, they are an american invention which is a total insult to our heritage

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                          • #14
                            Re: Wisconsin leads the country in drunk driving.

                            Originally posted by red
                            Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                            Originally posted by red
                            Originally posted by The Leaper
                            Originally posted by Gunakor
                            As rich in Irish ancestry as the New England area is, I wonder why THEY aren't right up there with us...
                            The Irish never believe they are drunk, so that skews the figures.
                            thats a flat out lie

                            we take pride in knowing we're drunk all the time

                            Are Lucky Charms imported from Ireland?
                            no, they are an american invention which is a total insult to our heritage

                            Figures. Magically delicious my ass.

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                            • #15
                              Anybody know the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?



                              Alcoholics go to meetings.
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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