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    My junk is malfunctioning. No, not my reproductive organs. My electronics. First, the TV changed channels by itself. Not just one channel though. It moved several channels like the channel was input, not just a channel up/down thing. About 10 minutes later, the volume on this notebook changed. The strange part about this one is that it wasn't the control panel volume (ah! It just did it again!) it was the notebook's volume, controlled only by a dial on the side opf the machine.

    So, the question I pose to you: Is this the result of a solar flare, or are ghosts fucking with me because I've promised to punch the next ghost I see (or don;t see, but sense)?
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    Either way, I hope they kill you SkinBasket
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    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Here's the man to help. Just $2.95 a minute.

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    • #3
      Awesome poll. The Basket comes through again. I was the one that voted for the ghost to kill you, but I'm experiencing some regret. I'm thinking the ghost should just haunt you for the rest of your life.
      "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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      • #4
        I voted for the ghost to kill you but only because once you became a ghost you could haunt Partial.
        "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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        • #5
          Re: Ghosts and Solar Flares

          Originally posted by SkinBasket
          My junk is malfunctioning. No, not my reproductive organs. My electronics.
          Too bad you cursed out the fatties and worker bees at the Big Box, I'm sure they could help you.

          Revenge of the noids!

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          • #6
            I would just simply step away from the hookah for a day or two
            The Bottom Line:
            Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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            • #7
              Re: Ghosts and Solar Flares

              Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
              Originally posted by SkinBasket
              My junk is malfunctioning. No, not my reproductive organs. My electronics.
              Too bad you cursed out the fatties and worker bees at the Big Box, I'm sure they could help you.

              Revenge of the noids!
              Yeah. I'm sure a bunch of fucking morons could help me with solar flares and/or ghosts. Circuit City is the new Comp USA. Expect instead of eager to serve and sell you extended warranty dorks, you get lazy fat lying pricks.


              Downgrade.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                Re: Ghosts and Solar Flares

                Originally posted by SkinBasket
                My junk is malfunctioning. No, not my reproductive organs. My electronics. First, the TV changed channels by itself. Not just one channel though. It moved several channels like the channel was input, not just a channel up/down thing. About 10 minutes later, the volume on this notebook changed. The strange part about this one is that it wasn't the control panel volume (ah! It just did it again!) it was the notebook's volume, controlled only by a dial on the side opf the machine.

                So, the question I pose to you: Is this the result of a solar flare, or are ghosts fucking with me because I've promised to punch the next ghost I see (or don;t see, but sense)?

                I like you Skin; hope we can go to the booby bar so even though I voted the smart ass remark I didn't really mean it.

                To get back to your issue, I'm a complete tech dummy.

                But here's what happened with my 55" Mitsubishi last week

                The Mitsubishi Universal remote stopped working
                On the Mitsubishi TV the channels just kept scanning from 2-100. Over and over and frickin over. Since Cable needs it to stay on 4 to play obviously I was without a TV. Bought a new remote and that did not work.

                One day I got the channel to stop and the dam volume did shoot completely up w/o me doing a dam thing. There was no way to stop it so I turned off the TV again........and then the dam channels kept going from 1-100 over and over and over.

                I called up American TV; the dam fix it guy lives about a mile from me but he won't do work on the side because so many ask him he figures he'd get caught and lose his job.

                Anyways, to make a long story short, he called up his tech support, then ordered a new part of my front panel that should fix the issue, showed up, spent a half hour here, installed the new part (which was $14), and then they bent me over for $250 more for a trip fee, diagnosis, and installation.

                Unfortunately I forgot the vaseline so my @ss is still sore.

                Your problem almost seems to sound like it was happening to me last week
                TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                • #9
                  It's starting to look like I'm going to have to fight a ghost tonight.

                  Should I wear a condom. You know. Just in case?
                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • #10
                    I voted "ghosts."

                    But there's nothing to be concerned about. Ghosts can't kill you even if they want to, unless you're the scaredy type who goes and has a heart attack or something. You don't strike me as that type. After all, you're gonna punch them in the face, which is exactly what anybody should do.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ghosts and Solar Flares

                      Originally posted by Bretsky
                      Unfortunately I forgot the vaseline so my @ss is still sore.


                      Sorry to hear that Bretsky. Now you have something in common with Michael Vick.

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                      • #12
                        Don't F around, bring in the professionals.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Ghosts and Solar Flares

                          Originally posted by Bretsky
                          The Mitsubishi Universal remote stopped working
                          On the Mitsubishi TV the channels just kept scanning from 2-100. Over and over and frickin over. Since Cable needs it to stay on 4 to play obviously I was without a TV. Bought a new remote and that did not work.

                          One day I got the channel to stop and the dam volume did shoot completely up w/o me doing a dam thing. There was no way to stop it so I turned off the TV again........and then the dam channels kept going from 1-100 over and over and over.
                          That's why I hate TV guys. They rape you and if you fight them, they hit your head against the refrigerator.

                          Thing is, the cable box was the first victim of this solar/ghost attack and the notebook computer was the second. Two separate components within a 10 minute span. No asshole TV guy can help me now. Maybe I should stick my cock in the weegie board plastic guider thingy again. You know, hit them before they can hit me.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BallHawk
                            I voted for the ghost to kill you but only because once you became a ghost you could haunt Partial.


                            I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby!!!!
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                            • #15
                              It's ghosts and your fucked...you will end up like Barbara Hershey in that movie where the ghost/vengeful spirit rapes her repeatably.
                              C.H.U.D.

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