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    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn at the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'

    Priceless.

  • #2
    cop should have put a fucking bullet in her head to save the rest of the world from her hypocritical self righteous bull shit

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    • #3
      This sounds just like the dumb bitch the other day with a snobbucks latte in one hand and her cell in the other. Driving with her fucking knees, on the highway!

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      • #4
        Great story, PIP. Traffic can make maniacs of us all if we let it happen.

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        • #5
          Some may remember the classic Disney (yes, Disney) cartoon that illustrated this same premise. Good old Goofy getting ready for work, mild mannered and proper, until he got behind the wheel of his car..then he became a maniac..that too was priceless.


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          • #6
            Haha, I remember that one. Good shit. In fact here it is.

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            • #7
              From what I hear that should seem pretty familiar to you....
              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MadtownPacker
                Haha, I remember that one. Good shit. In fact here it is.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu0UeQ9RKIQ
                Thanks for the find, even better than I remember..'an average citizen of average intelligence..and they are the worst kind'.

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                • #9
                  That was cute.

                  However...... Anyone here NOT ever experience road rage at one time or another???

                  esp. since there are minivans all over the place out there!!

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                  • #10
                    Who me? Never!!!
                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                    • #11
                      I'm sure it will come as no surprise to any of you that I never lose my temper behind the wheel.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                        I'm sure it will come as no surprise to any of you that I never lose my temper behind the wheel.





                        and



                        :P

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                        • #13
                          I'm a very good driver.


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by red
                            cop should have put a fucking bullet in her head to save the rest of the world from her hypocritical self righteous bull shit
                            You forget the meds today?
                            C.H.U.D.

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                            • #15
                              [quote="Scott Campbell"]I'm a very good driver.


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                              Do you pull off the road every day at 4:00 p.m. so that you can watch Judge Woppner/Judge Judy?

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