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    There is no question that he stands out from the herd. But even at 6ft 6ins tall, whether or not Chilli the bullock is the tallest in Britain may be a moot point. His owners have contacted the Guinness Book of Records who are currently assessing his credentials and comparing them to other big bovines. The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant


    "Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat."

    Forewarned is forearmed.
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  • #2
    I wager $20 that the shim in the first photo is gonna get eaten first.

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    • #3
      The heifer, who is almost as high as he is long,

      errrmmm........Don't get out of the city much, eh?
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      Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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      • #4
        Holy Hamburger, Batman!

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        • #5
          I just learned today (over lunch no less) that the average beef cow puts out the same amount of poo as 19 humans. I wonder what the ratio is with this fella. Whatever it is, I'm glad I don't have to clean his stall...
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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