One Hour With a Packer Rat

[Zool]

How does a nanny afford such lugurie. You had better hold on to that sugar mama and give her plenty of oral or else.

Uncalled for, Partial.

you gotta be kidding me. Partial is allowed to throw punches too. Skinbasket has posted pictures depicting PArtial as animals. I remember an angry bunny rabbit!

That was a funny one.

[Partial]

How does a nanny afford such lugurie. You had better hold on to that sugar mama and give her plenty of oral or else.

Or else what dummy? You'll step into the picture and sweep her away from me with your overwhelming manliness?

I'm highly concerned.

Me, or any other guy with dreams and aspirations of being something other than a bum . Rich girls may stay with dbags, but rich smart girls do not. Here's hoping yours is just a rich girl who somehow made her way through law school.

[SkinBasket]

Partial, something tells me that the married (and unmarried for that matter) men of the world have little to fear from the likes of you. Very little. You're more like Tommy Boy than the dashing young industrialist you make yourself out to be.

Again, my family and I are fine with who I am, with each other, our lives, and our future. I guess it's just too bad that sad little guys like you feel better about themselves by expressing their jealously of a normal functional family through clueless remarks meant to insult or belittle said family. I assume it helps you cope with how your family turned out, eases your guilt about having your life planned and paid for by your patriarchy, and explains why you're so bitter towards someone who's had a successful life despite not following the Partial Blueprint for the Perfect Existence.

Ah well, no skin off my ass. We've been through all this before, but you continue to dig your way to China every chance you get. Good luck with those pieces falling into place. From the sounds of it, the whole picture isn't going to be a pretty one and even if I think you're a completely moronic little poop-chute, I don't wish anyone a ruined life propped up by pride in false happiness.

[Deputy Nutz]

I probably would choose to hang out with Bretsky. Sure you expected me to say Skinbasket, but I see him enough, I think I could have a good time eating chili dogs.

[Partial]

Again, my family and I are fine with who I am, with each other, our lives, and our future. I guess it's just too bad that sad little guys like you feel better about themselves by expressing their jealously of a normal functional family through clueless remarks meant to insult or belittle said family. I assume it helps you cope with how your family turned out, eases your guilt about having your life planned and paid for by your patriarchy, and explains why you're so bitter towards someone who's had a successful life despite not following the Partial Blueprint for the Perfect Existence.

Successful life? You're a stay at home dad without a career. You'll be homeless if your wife divorces you. You are a moocher, and a greedy douche from the things said at the PR game.

You consistently talk about how I haven't earned anything or haven't accomplished anything, but I don't know too many college kids bringing home almost 40k working part time. If I were like you, I could marry a rich girl because I most certainly am dating one that is from a wealthy family and will be very well off on her own, but I have my own dreams and aspirations and even when I have several kids I will still work, still pursue my dreams and make the big bucks while having time for my kids. I am a hard worker, and will not settle.

Ah well, no skin off my ass. We've been through all this before, but you continue to dig your way to China every chance you get. Good luck with those pieces falling into place. From the sounds of it, the whole picture isn't going to be a pretty one and even if I think you're a completely moronic little poop-chute, I don't wish anyone a ruined life propped up by pride in false happiness.

False happiness? You're the one sitting at home all day being a mr. mom playing video games. If that isn't pathetic and degrading to a man I don't know what is. I wasn't raised to be a slacker, personally. You married a rich girl and gave up your dreams and settled into being adequate at best and getting by on your rich wives money. That is pathetic in my eyes. Does she give you an allowance?

[Zool]

I cant come up with one pick for this one. There's quite a few I would choose. I spose my #1 would be Skin? I'd take him to Orange Julius and let him get anything on the menu. Then we could cruise for depressed high school girls at Hot Topic.

[Partial]

I'd hang out with Harv or Suprfan. Gotta pick the successful's brains.

[Tarlam!]

False happiness? You're the one sitting at home all day being a mr. mom playing video games. If that isn't pathetic and degrading to a man I don't know what is. I wasn't raised to be a slacker, personally. You married a rich girl and gave up your dreams and settled into being adequate at best and getting by on your rich wives money. That is pathetic in my eyes. Does she give you an allowance?

Tell ya what, Partial, Skin might be better equipped to raise the kids than the Missus. Hell, I know I was. In my marriage, I would have been better off staying home and taking care of the family. Instead, my career took me into the board rooms of Germany and my marriage down the toilette. My wife hated being a housewife. Now, I would have loved being a houseman!

But, now I'm a single Dad with two teenagers and a soon to be ex-wife that's got no hope of ever standing on her own two feet. Yeah, I have a great new babe in my life, but who really wants a failed marriage?

Skin is my fuckin' hero.

[oregonpackfan]

Why, I would love to take Texas to The Pearl District in Portland. It is a trendy downtown section of the city filled with unique restaurants and plenty of progressive(meaning "liberal leftists who hate America and want to turn it over to al-Qaida") individuals.

We would go into a restaurant filled with people wearing casual clothes and sandals. After we got seated, I would excuse myself to the bathroom and leave him there.

From there, I would go seek out in the street and find a few panhandlers and tell them there is a gentleman seated in the restaurant who is a sensitive, advocate for the homeless. If they would approach him and tell him of their plight, he will reward each one of them a fresh $100 bill!

[MJZiggy]

Again, my family and I are fine with who I am, with each other, our lives, and our future. I guess it's just too bad that sad little guys like you feel better about themselves by expressing their jealously of a normal functional family through clueless remarks meant to insult or belittle said family. I assume it helps you cope with how your family turned out, eases your guilt about having your life planned and paid for by your patriarchy, and explains why you're so bitter towards someone who's had a successful life despite not following the Partial Blueprint for the Perfect Existence.

Successful life? You're a stay at home dad without a career. You'll be homeless if your wife divorces you. You are a moocher, and a greedy douche from the things said at the PR game.

You consistently talk about how I haven't earned anything or haven't accomplished anything, but I don't know too many college kids bringing home almost 40k working part time. If I were like you, I could marry a rich girl because I most certainly am dating one that is from a wealthy family and will be very well off on her own, but I have my own dreams and aspirations and even when I have several kids I will still work, still pursue my dreams and make the big bucks while having time for my kids. I am a hard worker, and will not settle.

Ah well, no skin off my ass. We've been through all this before, but you continue to dig your way to China every chance you get. Good luck with those pieces falling into place. From the sounds of it, the whole picture isn't going to be a pretty one and even if I think you're a completely moronic little poop-chute, I don't wish anyone a ruined life propped up by pride in false happiness.

False happiness? You're the one sitting at home all day being a mr. mom playing video games. If that isn't pathetic and degrading to a man I don't know what is. I wasn't raised to be a slacker, personally. You married a rich girl and gave up your dreams and settled into being adequate at best and getting by on your rich wives money. That is pathetic in my eyes. Does she give you an allowance?

Partial, I ask this in the most gentle way I can think of: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? Holy shit, talk about clueless!!!

[Zool]

Partial, I ask this in the most gentle way I can think of: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? Holy shit, talk about clueless!!!

I think I've figured it out. He's attempting to match over the top fake agressive comedy with Skin. He just comes across as a douche bag though. P really, just go back to being you. This isn't you.

[GrnBay007]

I think I've figured it out. He's attempting to match over the top fake agressive comedy with Skin.

I wish I could say I believe that is the answer....but I don't think it is.

[Zool]

I think I've figured it out. He's attempting to match over the top fake agressive comedy with Skin.

I wish I could say I believe that is the answer....but I don't think it is.

A guy can hope.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyone care to take me to diner? My wife has started crunching our budget, so if anyone wants to eat with me make it your treat.

[Bretsky]

Anyone care to take me to diner? My wife has started crunching our budget, so if anyone wants to eat with me make it your treat.

Can we eat at On the Border ?

I'll hang with anybody that will chum with me.........well maybe not Partial cause I don't make the successful list like that dang Wallbanger and Superfan