Alltime Favorite Rock Band Names

[Harlan Huckleby]

Butthole Surfers

[Jimx29]

Butt Trumpet would get my vote
They are (were) a punk band whose biggest claim to fame is their song, "I've been so mad lately"
And it goes something like this:

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit
Fuck
Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right
You're a motherfucker and I hate you
Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed

You take everything and then you left me
You took all my shit you left me nothing
Now I'm getting really angry
I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode
You think you're gonna get away with this?
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed

Shit-for-brains asshole fuckface
You're a motherfucker and I hate you
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck
You can eat the corn out of my shit
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed
Pissed
Pissed
Pissed
I've been so mad lately

Hear it here

[Joemailman]

Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen

Strawberry Alarm Clock

[red]

hole

or, i just saw that theres actually a band named.......

anal cunt

[Tarlam!]

Why do band names need to be vulgar?

What about:

The White Vinegar Balladiers?

or

Orange Dolphin Choir?

Those would do, just fine!!

[red]

well, if you show up and a biker bar wearing a band tee shirt with dolphin anywhere in the title

you're going your ass handed to you

unless its something like flogging dolphins, or something like that

[Tarlam!]

OK Red, I'll play; why is a dolphin a red flag to bikers?

[red]

?

because its a smart cute looking animal

[Tarlam!]

OK, but orange is cool?

ODC is a great acronym!

[red]

OK, but orange is cool?

ODC is a great acronym!

orange is a bright sunny color

you need something dark, like black, gray, medium gray, dark gray

[Tarlam!]

So, Bikers would have a problem with the Dark Grey Dolphin Choir?

[red]

no

choir sounds to churchie

maybe

the dark gray dolphin flogging cult of the antichrist

now thats a band name

if you walk into a biker bar wearing a DGDFCOA shirt, they'll probably buy you beers

[Tarlam!]

OK, Red, thanks!

Now, at age 44, I'll go learn the guitar and join a new forming rock band. We'll have a name, and YOU you fuck, are condemned to be our manager!!!

[MJZiggy]

I liked the name Queensryche.

[red]

OK, Red, thanks!

Now, at age 44, I'll go learn the guitar and join a new forming rock band. We'll have a name, and YOU you fuck, are condemned to be our manager!!!

don't forget the evil clown makeup