What you would change about women?

[MJZiggy]

How 'bout they just do a redesign so you never have to have it at all?

And keep in mind gents, they've mapped the male genome too...I'm just sayin'

I think that's already been toyed with considering how many "metros" are out there now.

As for the female, the mood swings adjustment (monthly and midlife) would add some sanity. I have one adult femaie (wife), teenaged femaie and another near adolescence living in our home. There ain't enough scotch available to get two (and in the near future - three) "cycles" coordinated properly.

Don't worry about it. Nature will coordinate them for you, but there will be a couple days a month where it's best just not to say anything.

[digitaldean]

How 'bout they just do a redesign so you never have to have it at all?

And keep in mind gents, they've mapped the male genome too...I'm just sayin'

I think that's already been toyed with considering how many "metros" are out there now.

As for the female, the mood swings adjustment (monthly and midlife) would add some sanity. I have one adult femaie (wife), teenaged femaie and another near adolescence living in our home. There ain't enough scotch available to get two (and in the near future - three) "cycles" coordinated properly.

Don't worry about it. Nature will coordinate them for you, but there will be a couple days a month where it's best just not to say anything.

I'm at that stage now. It's giving the phrase "walking on eggshells" a whole new meaning.

[Deputy Nutz]

I would like another set of boobs on their back.

[bobblehead]

I would make them (and men) less susceptable to marketing....you know, a little shiny rock to put on your finger and simply let sit there is worth $10,000, and if your man doesn't agree he doesn't really love you!! Um, if your pants don't say (insert brand) then you are somehow a less worthy human, so pay 7 times as much for our label.

Now I am aware that men have problems too (if your TV screen isn't 65" and higher definition than your eyes you are a wimp), but this thread is about women.

[GBRulz]

This thread is about changes not miracles.

and you have the right to laugh about women's moodiness because......?

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I would erase the "fear of technology change" in them. The women in my life are far less stoked to switch phones, computers, etc than the guys are. It's a new toy for us!

[GrnBay007]

I would erase the "fear of technology change" in them. The women in my life are far less stoked to switch phones, computers, etc than the guys are. It's a new toy for us!

LOL I can relate to that. If it still works, why change it? Now, clothes and shoes? I can understand the need for change.

[GBRulz]

I would erase the "fear of technology change" in them. The women in my life are far less stoked to switch phones, computers, etc than the guys are. It's a new toy for us!

I have to disagree with this one. At least for myself and some of my friends. We are fine with picking up the coolest new camera or phone (i just bought my 3rd phone in the past 4 months, lol)...but then off to do some shoe shopping, of course

I think age has alot to do with this though, don't you think? Then again, I guess it depends on what kind of work you do.

[GrnBay007]

I think age has alot to do with this though, don't you think?

You callin me old, bitch???


HAHA....I've always wanted to say something like that.




:P

[GBRulz]

Old? Na... But, do ya wanna come shopping on the 3rd Wed of the month at Kohl's? We could use your senior discount and get 15% off !!

[GrnBay007]

Old? Na... But, do ya wanna come shopping on the 3rd Wed of the month at Kohl's? We could use your senior discount and get 15% off !!

Now I'm really hurt. Stalker bratface.

:P

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I would erase the "fear of technology change" in them. The women in my life are far less stoked to switch phones, computers, etc than the guys are. It's a new toy for us!

I have to disagree with this one. At least for myself and some of my friends. We are fine with picking up the coolest new camera or phone (i just bought my 3rd phone in the past 4 months, lol)...but then off to do some shoe shopping, of course

I think age has alot to do with this though, don't you think? Then again, I guess it depends on what kind of work you do.

Definitely agree. Way too many factors in play. The women in my life fear technology it seems, though.

[Bretsky]

Make it illegal for them to wear shoes

This of ALL THE MONEY we'd save

[Tarlam!]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

[Kiwon]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.